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Spe-rm Count by Nobody: 2:40pm On Jun 27, 2010
A man went to his doctor's office to get a spe-rm count.The doctor gave the man a jar,'take this home and bring me a sample tomorrow.

The next day ,the man reappears and gives the jar,which is clean and empty

The doctor asked the man what happened?

The man:well doc,i tried with my right hand then left hand but nothing.
Then i asked my wife,She tried with both her hands,she even tried with her mouth,still nothing.

TheĀ  doc was shocked!

The man explained "hell,but no matter what we tried,We could not get the damn jar open
Re: Spe-rm Count by EfemenaXY: 2:43pm On Jun 27, 2010
cool cheesy

Nice 1 @poster - got me thinking it was something else tongue
Re: Spe-rm Count by Kunbee: 2:45pm On Jun 27, 2010
I like
Re: Spe-rm Count by bibs(f): 2:47pm On Jun 27, 2010
nice
Re: Spe-rm Count by Nobody: 2:58pm On Jun 27, 2010
LOL, i thought of something grin cheesy
Re: Spe-rm Count by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jun 27, 2010
Eyah:

LOL, i thought of something grin cheesy

wot? grin
Re: Spe-rm Count by Nobody: 4:10pm On Jun 27, 2010
MrPrsdent, lipsrsealed grin more jokes please. wink
Re: Spe-rm Count by Nobody: 4:16pm On Jun 27, 2010
Eyah:

MrPrsdent, lipsrsealed grin more jokes please. wink

make i watch soka 1st grin
Re: Spe-rm Count by kastrol(m): 5:55pm On Jun 27, 2010
realy nice undecided
Re: Spe-rm Count by Kunbee: 7:24pm On Jun 27, 2010
Ur face like frog

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