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10% ? by Godmother(f): 12:31pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
10% ? Two friends, a Nigerian and a Japanese, graduated from an American university and went to work their respective countries. Ten years later, the Nigerian went to Japan to visit his friend. His friend met him at the airport and took him to his house. He was surprised to see a mansion, with two BMW 5-series vehicles parked in front of the mansion. He asked his friend, the Japanese, how he’d gotten so wealthy. The Japanese pointed to the highway they had left behind. He said, “See that, 10%”. One year later the Japanese came to Nigeria to return the visit. His friend, the Nigerian, met him at the airport and took him to his house. He was surprised to see a big palace, with two BMW 6-series, two hummer Jeeps and two Lincoln Navigators parked in front of the palace. He was so shocked, he couldn’t say anything – he could only point. The Nigerian then pointed to the road they had left behind. He said, “See that, 100%”. The Japanese was very puzzled, as all he saw was a bush. |
Re: 10% ? by Dyt(f): 12:40pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
meanin? |
Re: 10% ? by skyndyp(f): 12:46pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
What a joke. Mtcheewwww |
Re: 10% ? by coalcoal1(m): 3:44pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
wetin be dis? |
Re: 10% ? by EFCC1(m): 5:52pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
skyndyp:English Dyt:simultaneous equation do me i do u coal_coal:joblessness |
Re: 10% ? by blacksta(m): 2:24pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Some people are so slow - are u telling you dont get 100% Joke. that one na retard o |
Re: 10% ? by Dyt(f): 2:31pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
pele u wey u get am c as u fast reach |
Re: 10% ? by blacksta(m): 2:34pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Dyt: Na fight |
Re: 10% ? by Dyt(f): 2:43pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
fyt wit a small boi lailai |
Re: 10% ? by blacksta(m): 2:56pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Me small boy lol or na u be small wey dey throw pad -- u dont know wetin u dey miss - i fit pass Will smith |
Re: 10% ? by TeeJay6(m): 3:04pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
poster: Translation please |
Re: 10% ? by Dyt(f): 3:06pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
guess ur in .00001% |
Re: 10% ? by blacksta(m): 3:09pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Correct - what % do u fall into? |
Re: 10% ? by Dyt(f): 3:13pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
i dont nid 2 tell u dat, u know already |
Re: 10% ? by blacksta(m): 3:15pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
How can i know when i am not a mind reader - prove it that you are in the same category as me? |
Re: 10% ? by Dyt(f): 3:19pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
tis gd u know we r nt mate |
Re: 10% ? by blacksta(m): 3:23pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Dyt: Thanks - yes i know i am more matured than you - ok i will buy u sweet |
Re: 10% ? by EfemenaXY: 6:44pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Godmother: Oh I get the joke alright: 1. The Japanese guy awarded himself 10% of what was commissioned for the road. So if his govt. awarded say 2. The Nigerian guy on the other hand awarded himself the entire (100%) commission for the road. So, if the Nigerian govt. awarded say The joke's kinda funny in a sick way - but it's reality (unless I'm wrong?) @poster u try - but I no go laugh, the joke is too **There's nothing funny about absolute greed** |
Re: 10% ? by blacksta(m): 7:38pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
^^^ Na wa u just go it - r u that slow - means u cant handle me? |
Re: 10% ? by EfemenaXY: 7:55pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
what on earth are you talking about man?? I got joke immediately I read it!! AND WHY WOULD I WANT TO HANDLE YOU?? |
Re: 10% ? by blacksta(m): 8:19pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Ok Easy - Not a fight - i assumed you had read it before |
Re: 10% ? by EfemenaXY: 8:26pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
No, I hadn't - but yeah, I'm cool. . . |
Re: 10% ? by blacksta(m): 8:36pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
so what of london are u based |
Re: 10% ? by EfemenaXY: 8:40pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
*part* |
Re: 10% ? by blacksta(m): 8:45pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
yes part |
Re: 10% ? by EfemenaXY: 8:48pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Not important stay on topic pls. . . <and no personal questions either> |
Re: 10% ? by blacksta(m): 8:51pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Ok ma - sorry |
Re: 10% ? by EfemenaXY: 8:58pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
apology accepted |
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