Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer were sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Daryl said, "Nope, that ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, that ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two ass holes."

"What!?!" exclaimed the mortician.

"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two ass holes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two ass holes!'"

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