A woman and a man are involved in a car accident;
it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are
hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman
says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm
a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should
meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree
with you completely!"

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman
continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but
this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man
nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks
half the bottle and then hands it back to the
woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts
the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait
for the police..."

Fxcking sucker! Women are evil.

that's really funny ........ so she just wanted to frame the poor guy........ . poor thing.... he even took to her words.....

guess the alcohol didn't affect her thinking ability... ..... see how she thought of all that in less than seconds after a car accident.....

When i tell u that, women are evil. Best believe that!

God should have mercy ! thats too much and extremely devilish ! just imagine ! i pity the poor guy.
Take care
Gbam

Gee, the woman's got brains. how ever culd the man explian dat to the police!!!

That man is i n big trouble,instead of living with the woman for the rest of his life, he'll end up in the penitentiary!

Guys are SUCKERS.They'll do anything for a ...............

the guy is not as smart as I am, I would smack the bottle on my head immediately, stain her with the bloods and pretend as if I am dead

and the police will just assume you're dead they wont even check your pulse or see if you're breathing.... na true..
funny joke. women are sure smarter than men especially in this area.

I've been coming across this joke before but i seems not to understand until now. Very smart and devilish,dts women for you.

that one na bottom power

Omo that woman mah that man. But assuming say i be the man the woman must drink first. It might be p***sioned

DEEP SHIT!
check the guy's id, you'll find out his middle name is *stupid*.
there are rules for God's sake. Be the gentleman in this situation.
LADIES FIRST

Yeah kronkay i love your thinking.

thelastdon:

the guy is not as smart as I am, I would smack the bottle on my head immediately, stain her with the bloods and pretend as if I am dead

The police will just assumed u are dead and throw u into the lagoon immediately.
Now tell me who lose u or the lady. The fact remains power pass power.

WELL dats women for you! am just glad i havnt got oranges

But u've got 2balls, the question is,"where?"(i know)

hahhahahahahahhahah(whispers*i beg no talk*)

she is smart

guys r dumb onli knw how to flirt. hehehe

seconded

Cool joke

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who went to da archives

jazzy come here!
kneel down before i finish scratching my bla la bla

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they are on stike

you will do the sweeping and packing

LOL

Pack what?