Two missionaries on exploration in the deep jungles of central africa, come across a tribe of UNFRIENDLY Savages, they are a seized and taken before the tribe's chief who looks at them and says in broken english, Death or Bunjee, the first missionary understanding the first option, chooses Bunjee, he is seized and handed to all the tribe to be RAPED, the second seeing the fate that befell his comrade stands straighter and chooses Death rather than suffer humiliation, the chief looks at him and says Death it is then,  BY BUNJEE.

Hmmmm

Mr bunjee, i don't underSIT o

I am not suprised

I don't understand

Olodo

All it takes is proper reading and understanding but dese many retards wen too slow nor fit decode and dem go dey exhibit deir mumu in high order.

Like u abi

Dat na y u too ugly (too bad u fall victim of women beaters).
U nor dey ever mind ur business hence end up being beaten and left with swollen faces.

Go and sleep, alaraka

Leave my shirt

You cant afford a shirt, remember

At least I nor complain say I wear rag yet you dey drag am with me.

Abeg comot my front before I push you enter road.

Wetin dey do dis agbero

Is dat why you're spitting at me anytym u mention the word wit "s"
Smells horrible!

sharrap

Not again <someone pls gimme a hankie>

wetin dey do u na

Bunjee lol

lol at 'death it is then, by bunjee'

is dat why u dey mess

talking to me?

Are you confused?