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i jst got this joke, atleast i tink it is tot i shud share it -no yabis o!


An English Professor wrote the words “A woman without her man is nothing” on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.



All the males in the class wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing”



All the females in the class wrote: “A woman, without her, man is nothing”.



Now who is correct



Na wao. Grammer pass grammer, Abi?

*yawns* . Pls can u write it in pigin. I dont understand ur english.
u try sha

snthesis:
“A woman without her man is nothing”
All the males in the class wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing”
All the females in the class wrote: “A woman, without her, man is nothing”.
Now who is correct
Na wao. Grammer pass grammer, Abi?

You should have asked for the meaning of what both parties wrote.
Well, both punctuations are correct but their meaning differs.

they are 2 different words,which both are correct meaning different things .

we're ar all d male and female bashers na
which one correct

GOT ANODA 1

Two terrorists were driving to the location where they intended to plant a
bomb, which one of them had in his lap.
‘Drive a little faster, the bomb may go off any minute,’ said the man carrying
the explosive.
‘Dont worry,the driver assured him, we have got a spare one in the boot.

MORE,

The doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical
examination.
‘The best thing for you to do,the doctor said, is give up drinking and
smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women.
‘Doctor, I dont deserve the best,said the patient. Whats next best?

snthesis:
All the males in the class wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing”

All the females in the class wrote: “A woman, without her, man is nothing”.

Both are not correct, a period should be placed after the word nothing.

In every man's success there is a woman behind him. So the correct one should be  "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

"rubbish

Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper. ‘Be careful,he said to his wife. You'll bring out the beast
in me.
So what? his wife shot back. Whos afraid of a mouse?

a hunch back boarded a bus going to ikeja.
on approaching his b/stop he stood to alight and shouted -"o wa"
d bus driver as is custumary in lasgidi slowed down but didnt stop and said "bo le" -get down!
the hunch back shot back @d driva and sed "haba kini ti mo gbe ko ki se parachute"- "haba! d tin wey i carry no b parachute"- "dude! the load on my back aint a parachute- init"

^^^ u try

Who cares

^^^ get off 'em pills men!

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