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First Time by Labans(m): 3:26pm On Apr 18, 2007 |
I[i] recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?" Well, I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk. "Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her. [/i] |
Re: First Time by AuntyDr: 7:27pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
Please tell me that was a joke! Joke or not, that was hilarious! |
Re: First Time by ifyalways(f): 7:30pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
, . .was it ? nice try anyway |
Re: First Time by tjtj1(m): 8:08pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
rofflmao |
Re: First Time by ituen(m): 11:32am On Feb 05, 2008 |
This one rocks. Imgaine theboy getting sex for free |
Re: First Time by tytylayor: 12:07pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
it sure rocks |
Re: First Time by clemcykul(f): 12:22pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: First Time by tufe(m): 1:49pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
hehe |
Re: First Time by tjtj1(m): 4:24pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
nd i think i said i think the lady is clem |
Re: First Time by ituen(m): 4:35pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
and the boy surely must be Tufe |
Re: First Time by tufe(m): 4:48pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
hehe stop that kind play o |
Re: First Time by tjtj1(m): 4:57pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
Hehe tufe |
Re: First Time by nightnurse(f): 5:02pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
imao ;d |
Re: First Time by tufe(m): 5:44pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
na ituen and nightie jare |
Re: First Time by nightnurse(f): 5:54pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
tufe u wan try |
Re: First Time by tufe(m): 6:15pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
i believe in you na |
Re: First Time by tjtj1(m): 6:20pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
tufe go ahead nd try |
Re: First Time by tufe(m): 6:34pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
nah,i just did one here. got like 7 to do 2moro. i think i'll pass this one |
Re: First Time by tjtj1(m): 6:42pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: First Time by nightnurse(f): 1:20pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
@tj, e get as e dey do u |
Re: First Time by clemcykul(f): 2:26pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
teejay the pant is begining is to have effect on u lol it's all kool on me tufe shey we have an understanding yeah i know u know u we do |
Re: First Time by tufe(m): 3:16pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
@clemz, let me check if we have one. **opens box** i dont see any understanding there. where did you keep it |
Re: First Time by ifyalways(f): 4:34pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
be very aware that oga is back. just a reminder in case you have forgotten |
Re: First Time by tjtj1(m): 7:30pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
nightnurse:explain clemcykul:geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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