**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, **

girl:**'Hello?'**


man:**'Hi honey.**
man:**This is Daddy.**
man:**Is Mommy near the phone?'**

girl:**'No, Daddy.**
girl:**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**


**After a brief pause,**


**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**


girl:**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
man:**Right now?'**

Brief Pause.


man:**Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
man:**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**


girl:**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**


**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**


girl:**'I did it, Daddy.'**

man:**'And what happened, honey?' **

girl: 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'**

man:**Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**

girl: **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too he was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.**
girl:**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it so he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**


*****Long Pause*****


*****Longer Pause*****


*****Even Longer Pause*****


**Then Daddy says,**

**'Swimming pool? , * *


man:**Is this the house number 486-5731?'*


girl:**No, I think you have the wrong number, *

see kasala ooo

Nice one.

thnx man

trouble with phones

abi no be soo

This' been posted before. Though still funny.

Ben-10:

This' been posted before. Thought still funny.

hmmm, okay i'll get some other classic jokes

Stale

this is on funnyful but smartful

Seen it b/4