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(drum Roll) by queeneve: 12:14pm On Aug 19, 2010
GUESS WHO BACK!!!!!

YALL MISSED ME?!!!

I AM SO FOO FOOED OUT AND I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANY MORE YAM FLOUR!!!!!!!!

If ONE MORE PERSON ASK ME WHEN I AM GETTING PREGNANT, I WILL SCREAM!!

OKAY, I AM BACK!

HEEEEEEEY!

FAHER, YOU BEEN GOOD?!!

190 DID YOUR FUR GROW BACK?

MAMA GEE DID U FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST 190 YET?

DID AYETTY COME BACK FROM HER HIATUS?

DID PLATINUM GET HITCHED YET?

DID THAT GAY BOY THAT ALWAYS POSTING HIS LIL WANKY GET A PENILE IMPLANT YET?

ANYWAYS, I AM BACCKKKK!
Re: (drum Roll) by GB102(m): 12:17pm On Aug 19, 2010
190 is married to omolola and mama gee vex commot NL since. welcome bak babe. i love u
Re: (drum Roll) by googles: 12:20pm On Aug 19, 2010

i didn't miss you one bit tongue tongue tongue tongue

i was expecting to see yur hitch picture on your profile sad
Re: (drum Roll) by daylae(m): 12:25pm On Aug 19, 2010
You're asking too many questions already. . .nothing has changed.
Re: (drum Roll) by Faher(m): 4:24pm On Aug 19, 2010
It's the same old NL. I've been away for a while too, but I've also missed you.

*grins devilishly and asks* when will you get pregnant? cheesy tongue
Re: (drum Roll) by 1105(f): 4:57pm On Aug 19, 2010
hey hey hey,
If it aint my Fatty Bum Bum,
Welcome bak sweets
Theres this guy who's bin askin after u for ages now,
his name is Mr.cork,he's well behaved and very responsible
you should check him out,
He's your kind and suits you,

meanwhile my ex queen,im married now to omolola and she's carryin my 6weeks old unborn boy! grin grin
Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve: 10:34am On Aug 20, 2010
^^^You moves QUICK don'tcha? Took THE FIRST BAIT BITING HUH? Well, I am glad YOUR FURRY AZZ FINALLY GOT A WOMAN, now you can stop FLOODING UP THE THREADS WITH stolen ring pictures!

It a girl, by the way,

AND STOP OBSESSING OVER MY BOOTY PERVERT!
Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve: 10:37am On Aug 20, 2010
(slowly wrapping MY WELL MANICURED TOES AND WELL OILED LEGS AROUND FAHER'S NECK)

Didn't I tell you IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON ASK ME WHEN I AM GOING GET PREGNANT?

HUH?!!!!

HUH?!!!!

You can't talk now? (tighens legs around Faher's neck)

You know I looked for you on the plane, I said maybe that FAHER Hot AZZ, HE WAS SHORT AND BLUE BLACK,
Re: (drum Roll) by Omolola1(f): 10:40am On Aug 20, 2010
welcome back queen, u really are very funny~
Re: (drum Roll) by MrCork1: 10:48am On Aug 20, 2010
OK queeneve, Identify your sef.

Are yoiu fat ? tongue

Are u light skin.? tongue

Do yoiu where thong? tongue

Do u have Nyansh,? tongue

Can u cook and clean?

Can i kiss you? tongue

DO yoiu like Moiney?

Do u obey your man? tongue

Do u put tooo muchs pepper when cooking soup? tongue

Can u cook Yam?

ANd do u have big Thigh and Heavy duty Nyansh.? tongue
Re: (drum Roll) by madlady(f): 11:03am On Aug 20, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin queene u come back!!!! lets see what trouble you can get up to. cool cool cool
Re: (drum Roll) by madlady(f): 11:29am On Aug 20, 2010
^^^Whats that for shocked shocked you wait until @queeneve sees it. lipsrsealed
Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve: 11:29am On Aug 20, 2010
Awww Omolo,

Well, I have been asked to perform on stage a few times, but you know HOW THESE MEN ARE WHEN IT COME TO THEIR WIVES,

One day, I will perform some damn where,

I am back to keep furry animals in CHECK!
Re: (drum Roll) by Omolola1(f): 11:30am On Aug 20, 2010
LOL, i like u already~
Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve: 11:32am On Aug 20, 2010
Uhmmm Mr Cork,

I don't know if YOU ARE color blind or not, BUT I AM BLACK SWEETY, AND I HAVE AZZ,

WRONG PICTURE SWEETY,

and I have light brown microbraids, think you can find the right picture this time NUKKA?
Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve: 11:34am On Aug 20, 2010
Hey Madlady,

I back chile, I will try not to get in trouble (crossing toes) (dodging lightening strikes)
Re: (drum Roll) by MrCork1: 11:35am On Aug 20, 2010
queeneve, u sure u  black??  Ok send me a picture of your Nyansh, quick.  tongue

I need to confirm  tongue

Pliss hurry tongue
Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve: 11:42am On Aug 20, 2010
Mr Cork:

OK queeneve,         Identify your  sef.

Are yoiu fat ?   tongue  ARE YOU A WHITE MAN WITH A BIG DICCCK?

Are u light skin.?    tongue  WHAT IS LIGHT SKIN, ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO ELECTRICAL CURRENTS?

Do yoiu where thong?  tongue  DO I where THONG?  WTF?  I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR THONGS ARE

Do u have Nyansh,?    tongue    I SPEAKLA NO NIGERIAN

Can u cook and clean?      WHY YOU HUNGRY AND NEED A GOOD BLEACH BATH?

Can i kiss you?    tongue    DO YOU WANT TO DIE?

DO yoiu like Moiney?  NO I HATE MONEY WITH A PASSION, what kind of fuccin question is that?!

Do u obey your man?    tongue   DO I TYPE LIKE A KID TO YOU NUKKA?

Do u put tooo muchs pepper when cooking soup?   tongue  FOR YOU, I WILL PUT IN MY SPECIAL INGREDIENTS, WINKS

Can u cook Yam?  I LIKE YAMS, DOES THAT COUNT?

ANd do u have big Thigh and Heavy duty Nyansh.?    tongue ONCE AGAIN, I SPEAKLA NO NIGERIAN


OKAY I ANSWERED ALL YOUR QUESTIONS, NOW GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN TO WRITE PROPERLY NUKKA,
Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve: 11:42am On Aug 20, 2010
I LIKE YA TOO CHICKA!
Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve: 11:44am On Aug 20, 2010
Mr. Cork,

CONFIRM THESE NUTS,
Re: (drum Roll) by MrCork1: 11:50am On Aug 20, 2010
Queen Eve, Madam i love fat babes an I see u put on weight. tongue

I have moiney. madam, Can u cook & clen? Am lookin for a wife tongue
Re: (drum Roll) by Omolola1(f): 11:51am On Aug 20, 2010
queen don't mind Mr. Cork, he is a psychic~
Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve: 11:52am On Aug 20, 2010
I like them boots!!
Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve: 11:54am On Aug 20, 2010
Girl,

Mr Cork is HARMLESS, all that damn barking WITH NO TEETH,


Instead of looking online for PICTURES, try FINDING A REAL WOMAN WITH A PUSSC MR CORK, you sound FRUSTRATED!
Re: (drum Roll) by MOBO444(f): 11:56am On Aug 20, 2010
I cant believe this on nairaland, strange more so.
Re: (drum Roll) by MrCork1: 11:57am On Aug 20, 2010
madam just in cased u r intrested, i have moiney an a 17inches c0rk. I can show yoiu if u want.

Omololala has already sin it
Re: (drum Roll) by MrCork1: 11:59am On Aug 20, 2010
MOBO444 IS HERE, MY HERO!!!! BROTHER, PLIIS TELL THEM THE TRUTH!!!
Re: (drum Roll) by Omolola1(f): 11:59am On Aug 20, 2010
u nor well~
Re: (drum Roll) by philip0906(m): 12:01pm On Aug 20, 2010
Omolola1:

u nor well~
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin na lie? grin grin grin grin grin
Re: (drum Roll) by MrCork1: 12:03pm On Aug 20, 2010
Queenve, hon did u just say u waz perfoming on a stage?? A STAGE

Quick question: Madam, did the stage crack or break? (no oofence)

we love big womens
Re: (drum Roll) by Omolola1(f): 12:04pm On Aug 20, 2010
@philip, no be lie!
Re: (drum Roll) by Omolola1(f): 12:05pm On Aug 20, 2010
no be lie sey he nor well

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