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Seriously....Are you GAY?

Haba! D guy neva said he isnt havin som on d side.
The whole point is d responsibility of havin a full tym relationship as against having casual flings.
I am of d casual sort,criously, i think i hav issues wit intimacy which hav a lot 2do wit hw i was brought up(mayb). i.e. I ve had gals dat ve used d 'L' word on me countless tyms & i couldnt just reciprocate.
More over, i get easily bored & hav neva sustained a relationship 4more than a month. I will lyk 2try it though but 4som reason, it always doesnt feel ryt anytym an opportunity comes.

Adekdammy: @op, God created d heavens and d earth, so those planets are part of d heavens d bible referred to in gen 1 vs 1 (niv), so my dear, God exists

Who wrote d bible then?

Hmmn! All dis fake a/s/s judgemental & very hypocritical xtians. If person talk say im no bliv in God,then ur response is 2start insulting & calling him a 'gay' or an 'illuminati'. Na by force again make person bliv wetin u bliv? Wat even made u so sure say wetin u bliv na im be am? Wonda whether Christ would b proud of u guys?

........If 2face advertise contraceptives,
no buy, na fake ...........If Akala sells
bleaching cream, buy am, na
Original ...........If Chelsea see an open net
chance, don't panic, it is Torres ...........If
armed robbers visit Emirate Stadium, no
worry - no recent trophies. ...........If
Jonathan make a threat, check it, na
subsidy ...........If Boko Haram threatens,
U betta run coz life no get season two...

And the Lord said unto Wenger, "Behold I have heard your cry and indeed I have seen the works of the Mancites, the Manuzites, the Chelshites and the Tottentites. I have seen how the Mancites have put their trust in filthy mammon..
I will permit them for this season. I have also seen how the Manuzites lean on the arm of Ferguson... I will pity them also for a season more. However the sin of the Chelshites and the Tottentites are beyond pardon. The Chelshites have made gods of their old prophets and have not allowed my young prophets to prosper...
Europa league is their due. But the Tottentites have vexed me most of all. They have made proud boasts of their skill and their pacy wingers. They have taunted their better rivals and kicked them even as they lay on the floor, as if they did not know that Fabregas had returned to the land of his birth and Nasri had moved on to the land of oil and honey. For this sin, I have instructed mighty angels to seal up the goal post of all their opponents on every pitch of play. In vain will Bale shoot, for nought will Lennon sprint. Their midfield will wallow in confusion, even as their defence leaks goals.
And the angel of Chelsea rose and cried "Lord your sky is blue and holy at thou in thine dwelling please, have mercy and send grace to Stamford Bridge". And the Lord said, "I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy. Because of my mercy, they will be satisfied with Champions league trophy in May 2020". .....Chelsea fans shout Alleluuuuuuuuuuuuuya!

adeshina4u: I think in the spirit of fairness and justice, Jonathan should be supported by all nigerians by 2015, to complete his projects.

He may not be doing as expected for now, but 8 years in Aso Rock would have been a ripe age for any meaningful assessment. Obj did his term, Yar'adua was in the process. . .and all that.

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I think you are allowing sentiments to be cloud your sense of judgment and reasoning, cos GEJ has not only displayed lack of competence to govern, charisma to lead and understanding of the entity called Nigeria; but has made Nigeria lose her pride position in the committee of nations.
The constitution only provides for a tenure of four years, renewable if fresh mandate is given by the electorate. So, to think that anybody elected has the right to automatic two tenures is wrong.
More so, he has not done even half enough to deserve the second term.

Exactly my point guy. Spirit of which fairness? Na so dem de support? If you re fit 2 govern the country, whether u r 4rm ibibio, itsekiri,tiv, berom, idoma etc u shud b supported, not because u r a canoe man 4rm d creeks & no 1 4rm ur village has not ruled b4. we ve been doin dis sentmental tin 4 ova 50yrs & dats y we ve not gotten any whr. anybody dat can give us a better standard of living,proven track record of workable policies,fight corruption honestly, serve with d interest of d whole nation @heart shud b supported be it Fashola,Okorocha or Buhari, i dnt care as long it improves d standard of living of every nigerian. Gosh d sentimental thinkin has bcom a disease. I wonder whose brilliant idea was it by d way 2fuse ova 380somtin self absorbin trybz 2 form a nation?

Explosion at St Finbarrs Catholic Church, Rayfield, Jos, Plateau State, Nigeria. There are reports of a staggering number of casualties. Tweets are increasing coming in and this looks like a really devastating attack. There are claims of as much as 200 lives being lost but these figures remain unconfirmed. Gunfire exchange reported between JTF and suspects who set off the explosion at the church.
More updates later

A bomb blast has been reported at St. Finbarr’s Catholic Church Rayfield, Jos. Details still very sketchy.
I appeal we stay calm, all will be fine. More details will be available in due course.

THERE IS A BOMB BLAST 5 MINS AGO@ SAINT FIMBARS CATHOLIC CHURCH RAYFIELD ,LETS PRAY FOR THE NATION .

Hope u havent heard dis 1 @vicky
Smart Contractor

Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from Nigeria, another from Germany, and the third from France.

At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living.

When they all replied that they were contractors, the guard said, "Hey we need one of the rear fences redone. Why don't you guys take a look at it & give me a bid?" So, to the back fence they all went to check it out.

First to step up was the German contractor. He took out his tape measure and pencil, did some measuring and said, "Well I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."

Next was the French contractor. He also took out his tape measure and pencil, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."

Without so much as moving, the Nigerian contractor said, "$2,700."

The guard, incredulous, looked at him and said, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," he said. "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from France."

^^^ DUH! do u hav a joke dat has neva been told b4? Yes i copied & pasted because i found it hillarious & wanted 2 share it wit people who havnt heard it. If u hv heard it b4, u can kindly move on instead of soundin lyk u 'r on 'ur period.

^^^Yes I know that!

15 ways to know if dem dey pursue u from village:
15. If you have worked in a company for 10years without promotion or raise in salary.
14. When you fail maths and english in WAEC.
13. If u slap a military man.
12. If your car spends more time at †ђξ mechanic than on d road.
11. If you are a ARSENAL*** Fan.
10. When you are posted to Maiduguri for NYSC.
9. You are a christian and disguise as a muslim in the midst of boko haram and ur phone starts ringing with d tone 'Let somebody shout halleluyah'!
8. When u mistake a super glue for eye drop.
7. A world class photographer takes a photo of u, edits it 20 times: and u still look ugly.
6. When u vomit pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 day fasting and prayer session.
5. U sign as a defender for an european club and u first task is to mark Lionel Messi.
4. When u beat a military man's only child.
3. When a rat eats your name out of all your original documents.
2. When your only child joins d Nigerian police force.
1. When you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber.

Naija! I salute una o! White man wey carry dis religion come here sef no carry am 4 head as we carry am. No offence 2all d blievers and fanatics but dis bible or koran wey we lay 2mch emphasis on top, did it arrive via fax 4rm heaven?

Truth be told; NOBODY HOLY PASS! be u an atheist or a monk. I was a christian because i was born into it. I questioned everything as soon as i could think on my own.
The thing is, we ve bcom too second handed. Everything we believe or think is what someone has told us b4. As the great Dr Scott Peck once said "i hate to take the word of a doctor about d state of my health or d word of a farmer regarding the raising of chickens but i ve 2 because they posses vital information on those aspects dat i'm not aware of,but when it comes to issues of meaning-life, second hand info will not do. I refuse 2bliv in a second handed religion or a second handed god; there has 2 b a personal connection thru the unique circumstances of my life if i'm 2come alive!
For me, religion is by far d greatest enemy to mutual human existence(i live in jos and has witnessed 1st hand what it is capable of). Just because some people wear white to church and some wear caps to mosque shouldnt be the basis of one going to heaven or hell.Praying facing east nor west\north or south;saying 17hail marys b4 breakfast will not take spiritual travellers to their destination. Since when did the emphasis shift from good and evil to who or what you believe in? I dont believe in religion but dat dont mean i should people who believe in Allah or Yahweh or Bhudah or Jehova. Likewise, those religious fanatics shouldnt mock people who are willing to think freely. Enough Said.

I try not2 get involvd in conversations lyk dis. Truth b said,I ve not been in church in ova a year because if there was a God,(not disputing) I dnt think he would b found in churches nor mosques. Stayin in jos has made me see religion 4wat it is, a disease designed by men2 create enmity at all cost among humans who otherwise re d same. I hate it d more when we get holier than thou by makin statements such as “d bible said dis, d koran said dis” did those books come 4rm heaven via fax? D kingdom of God shud b in our hearts not d church or d mosque we attend. Since wen did d emphasis chah

Babe, me I know say u get bobo , but no Long tin, make u leave bone come collect Meat!

I know a lot of us like 2 hate a dominant thing ; its human phenomenon hence d noise abt BB all d tym. Though I don't like using somtin everybody has; I must admit,BB has bcom a necessity in 9ja especially if u r biznes oriented and makes use of ur mail often. I also don't ve upto 10 contacts on my BBM. while there might b a lot of fons better Dan BB in 9ja , BB could b the best option4 data. Since its supported by d fon networks here unlike d I phones and d rest.