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Re: d by MOBO444(op): 7:35pm On Sep 13, 2010
Jay bee you have done enough to sanitise NL, it ok now.
Re: d by madlady(f): 7:37pm On Sep 13, 2010
undecided
Re: d by slex(m): 7:38pm On Sep 13, 2010
shocked
Re: d by madlady(f): 7:39pm On Sep 13, 2010
MOBO444:
I saw her and a mature Black lady (her so called mum), she was pretty and excited, then she came to me and asked me where was the boarding point to British Airways and that she and her mum (both Calaba) where first time visitors to the United Kingdom, I told them I was also going to Manchester and lead the way, she and her mum got their 6 months visiting visa 2 months ago and want to visit a long lost uncle in Bolton area of Manchester, well as a gentleman I showed them the way and we got into the plane together (Boeing 747) from Murtala Mohammed Airport , I also showed them their sit and I sat at the back of the plane, they tried to get me to sit with them but I refused (don’t want to be bothered).

Our Plane flight 00933 left Lagos Murtala airport for Manchester airport on schedule and I notice she (Called herself Vivian), the so called Black mum and a white old man of about 60 were all sitting on the same row, then I went back to reading my John Grisham novel, drank the good wine of British airways, eat their food, more beer and more wine followed, then I slept off listening to good music from African pop legend Tuface Idibia African Queen.

I woke about an hour later and the flight was in darkness (Light were switched off), everyone was sleeping (yes everyone), then I heard the faint moan, then another moan and another, I had to look and behold the Nigeria lady was sitting on the legs of the 60 years old white man and rocking him, she was moaning, his trouser were down and her skirt were up, the so called mischievous Black mum was now the watch dog, looking left and right to warn them of any one waking up or intruding, it all lasted for a few second, real quick, she quickly wore her skirt and the white old dude gave her £20 cash, there was a satisfied grin on her Black face, I closed my eyes and swallowed spit and hated all black sister out there (THIS TIME FOR REAL), then the tears flowed, I began to cry, then I cried some more and more tears for my Black sister.
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry lipsrsealed
Re: d by LAGOS1976: 7:41pm On Sep 13, 2010
In a plane, cant believe this, she must be desperate.
Re: d by InkedNerd(f): 7:44pm On Sep 13, 2010
Keep crying. Cry until your eyes bleed. Cry mumu MOBO444. Cry!!!
Re: d by Tingles(m): 7:51pm On Sep 13, 2010
Is it only you? What should have been yours was given to an old man, it was a huge loss and crying was the next best thing to do. You are so full of hate!
Re: d by slex(m): 7:54pm On Sep 13, 2010
embarassed
Re: d by Nobody: 7:57pm On Sep 13, 2010
Fcukingg insid d plane? Hey pls stop playin with our intelligent.
Re: d by queeneve: 7:58pm On Sep 13, 2010
OH MY!
Re: d by Dsense(m): 8:00pm On Sep 13, 2010
@MOBO444 ,u don dull urself ooooo.if i were u, i would do it with her after  they don finish,me no send oooo grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Re: d by 1102(m): 8:22pm On Sep 13, 2010


**Thinking** https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-think004.gif

In as much as am a Big FAN of Mobo444,

I have to agree that this thread is a BIG LIE and a mere fabrication of the once popular Korean immigrant

Mobo444 sorry to say but this is a BIG lie,


https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fart004.gif and leaves thread,
Re: d by MOBO444(op): 8:27pm On Sep 13, 2010
^^^190 are you saying Black women are not capable of the above.
Re: d by 1102(m): 8:31pm On Sep 13, 2010
^^
Mobo444 I am not denying that fact,
I am only saying that you LIED cos Both of us know u didnt see that!!
Re: d by kcblast(m): 8:52pm On Sep 13, 2010
Dis guy mobo444 is a Goddamn liar
Re: d by slex(m): 9:10pm On Sep 13, 2010
MObO444 in a plane?what were the passengers doing. Or were they all dead?
Re: d by StudioCFR(m): 9:12pm On Sep 13, 2010
Tehehehe
Re: d by Vic2k3(m): 9:17pm On Sep 13, 2010
ROTFLMAo. Some1 tell me am not reading this
Re: d by ednutey(f): 9:18pm On Sep 13, 2010
Am sure all thru ur pathetic lfy u wished something lky dis would happen to u,nd now u've realised u neva gonna get it,u lay ur mind down 4 us,RUBBISH
Re: d by okakaojoto: 9:20pm On Sep 13, 2010
ednutey:
Am sure all thru your pathetic lfy u wished something lky dis would happen to u,nd now u've realised u neva gonna get it,u lay your mind down 4 us,RUBBISH
Re: d by Nobody: 9:22pm On Sep 13, 2010
The story is 101% not true.
Re: d by slex(m): 9:47pm On Sep 13, 2010
hey who moved this thread?
Re: d by StudioCFR(m): 8:12am On Sep 14, 2010
Tehehehe
Re: d by whiteroses(f): 7:22pm On Sep 15, 2010
LAGOS1976:
In a plane, cant believe this, she must be desperate.
you dont need half an iq to know it's a poor lie, mobo is a reknowned psycho and black women hater, no sexy black girl would agree for him, all he has is fat white women so his way of vengeance is to bash nigerian girls on internet. he also seems sex deprived cos that what he talks about at all times.
check some of his other retarded 9jja girls bashing thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-498065.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-512367.0.html
Re: d by sohiemi(m):
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Re: d by babytwice: 8:57pm On Sep 15, 2010
fiction! dnt believe a word of it, your either reading 2 much novels or watchin 2 much TV. (red arrow away if u may)
Re: d by slex(m): 8:58pm On Sep 15, 2010
@s.ohiemi how far long time where that stevetboy sef abi u don kill am?
Re: d by Kunbee: 9:43pm On Sep 15, 2010
How is this junk funny undecided undecided
Re: d by Nobody: 9:57pm On Sep 15, 2010
Must u all crucify him 4sayin the truth!
Ehn!

But mobo next time u cook up a story
put down sumtin more reasonable!
Pls no offence!
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