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Error! My php wont run on server by bug24(m): 10:14am On Sep 26, 2010
Now, i'm getin pissed! 4d 1st time, i uploaded my files n my codes wnt run. Server isnt even seing d directory. I'm sending security isues here. Lyr0x pls ping me on dis numba 08036885585. I mite nid ur brain on dis one.
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by DualCore1: 11:02am On Sep 26, 2010
Can you drop detailed info on what you are doing and how exactly it isnt working well?


Attn: Slyrox
Let me be your agent, we will share proceed 60:40. with the amount of security issues wey don dey come up here, we will hammer in no distant time.
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by bug24(m): 1:19pm On Sep 26, 2010
@Dc, wait, no tel me say u wan colect money o. Lol. Woteva hapend 2d word 'Be ur Broda's kipa' i go report u to ofudu oh. Bak 2da point. Nw there's bin a whole lotta spam sent 4rm a form in one of our sites. D result is stored in d dbaze. Recently, there's bin some funy behavior or misbehavior on d server. E.g Cpanel pass changd., 2ice nw bt as d chairman, i overwrite again. Nw we developd an admin registratn platform 4d form but even d directry doesnt come up on browsers. any ideas b4 i start dishin out d cpanel info?
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by bug24(m): 1:20pm On Sep 26, 2010
@Dc, wait, no tel me say u wan colect money o. Lol. Woteva hapend 2d word 'Be ur Broda's kipa' i go report u to ofudu oh. Bak 2da point. Nw there's bin a whole lotta spam sent 4rm a form in one of our sites. D result is stored in d dbaze. Recently, there's bin some funy behavior or misbehavior on d server. E.g Cpanel pass changd., 2ice nw bt as d chairman, i overwrite again. Nw we developd an admin registratn platform 4d form but even d directry doesnt come up on browsers. any ideas b4 i start dishin out d cpanel info?
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by Nobody: 1:29pm On Sep 26, 2010
*coughs* If it is a client job, i will advise you to use url masking to quickly avert wahala while you fix the problem with the server
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by bug24(m): 1:49pm On Sep 26, 2010
Guyz bots is dealin wit me. Kips dilitin ma posts. Who's in charge here? Omni !
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by Nobody: 1:53pm On Sep 26, 2010
this is not easy mehn, it is just the mr. spam bot vs all of us oh. the admin people are not back from church except
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by bug24(m): 1:57pm On Sep 26, 2010
D craziest tin is, wen i view dis page using wap, i see all of em posts bt usin opera (html), they aint there., i tink d spam bot has had some to drink.
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by Nobody: 2:19pm On Sep 26, 2010
bug24:

@Dc, wait, no tel me say u wan colect money o. Lol. Woteva hapend 2d word 'Be your Broda's kipa' i go report u to ofudu oh. Bak 2da point. Nw there's bin a whole lotta spam sent 4rm a form in one of our sites. D result is stored in d dbaze. Recently, there's bin some funy behavior or misbehavior on d server. E.g Cpanel pass changd., 2ice nw bt as d chairman, i overwrite again. Nw we developd an admin registratn platform 4d form but even d directry doesnt come up on browsers. any ideas b4 i start dishin out d cpanel info

that is very true, i noticed now that when i use winwap browser for windows (from winwap dot com), i can view posts that the hard-working spam bot has deleted.
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by Nobody: 2:22pm On Sep 26, 2010
and when i copied that post from my winwap browser for windows.

You said that:

@Dc, wait, no tel me say u wan colect money o. Lol. Woteva hapend 2d word 'Be your Broda's kipa' i go report u to ofudu oh. Bak 2da point. Nw there's bin a whole lotta spam sent 4rm a form in one of our sites. D result is stored in d dbaze. Recently, there's bin some funy behavior or misbehavior on d server. E.g Cpanel pass changd., 2ice nw bt as d chairman, i overwrite again. Nw we developd an admin registratn platform 4d form but even d directry doesnt come up on browsers. any ideas b4 i start dishin out d cpanel info?
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by DualCore1: 3:41pm On Sep 26, 2010
lol bot dey use una shine for here. *dhtml, I perceive your ban for the [i]n[/i]th time.
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by bug24(m): 3:52pm On Sep 26, 2010
@dc, u wont bliv hw many of dhtml"s posts on dis thread av read usim wap on my fone. Bt they aint here. Pls guyz, use wap n see ma query. I nid solutns abeg. Make i no repost colect beta ban. No be big broda afrika we dey. U guys can use winwap dot CUM. lol (hope dis post finds its way bhind bot's firewall)
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by Nobody: 4:57pm On Sep 26, 2010
If the bot banns me again this time, i might get mad at it, and who knows what i might do if i go mad again, the last time i lost my mind on NL was not so nice. . . .
Just kidding, let is ban me, nothing spoil.
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by OmniPotens(m): 5:02pm On Sep 26, 2010
Sorry for your posts been eaten. Hope it comes live soon.
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by bug24(m): 11:40am On Sep 27, 2010
@Omni,
stil waiting for it to come live o. cos i dont have a solution to me problem yet.
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by Slyr0x: 12:45pm On Sep 27, 2010
@ Bug24, bro use pastebin.com

@ DC, Exactly wht have been looking for. Sent a mail to ur Kfrill addy, U seen it?
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by DualCore1: 1:29pm On Sep 27, 2010
sawyerrken [at] gmail dot com

time to hammer cheesy

Official mail to Bug24
Hello Dear Customer,
We have recieved your complaints and will get back to you shortly. How will you like to be billed? Per hour or per second?

Regards,
Slyr0x' Agent

smiley
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by Slyr0x: 1:59pm On Sep 27, 2010
^^^ Just resent it.

Lets say $10/ millisecond grin grin grin
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by bug24(m): 5:31pm On Sep 27, 2010
LMAO. @Slyr0x, Its You ofudu shuld be acusing not DC. lol, Na my money u wan kary buy d x6?
Re: Error! My php wont run on server by Slyr0x: 6:04pm On Sep 27, 2010
^^^Accuse me ke? He no wan cut cutlass nau. x6 ke? iNo wan make U comot 9ja go liberia. iGo like add anoda mugu make una share am half half. grin grin grin

Nywaiz, seems U done wv ur bugs. Ure of the same moda, so talk to them grin

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