this is what i want u to do, give a WRONG answer to the question above you.

e.g.

Q. what is Nairaland?

A. it's a hotel felled of naira notes


RULES

your answers must be in relation (but not necessarily correct) to the question asked just before you.


it's easy!
just make your answer and question interesting.

I'll start a question, and you go 4rom there.


who is OBJ?

Out before jeopardy! What s main use of internet?

the internet is all about porn & dating

why is the female mosquito the only that transmit malaria?

because she's female.
Why did beyonce do a song wit shakira?

Cos 2 bitches turns guys crazy more dan 1. Why would anyone want 2 be a Nigerian president?

So he culd av trillions of naira wit the world bank.


Why did stella obasanjo av to die?

cos she who lives by cosmetics will die by surgery

why do all the girls i meet wants to marry me?

So that God wd bless dem 4 marryin His ugliest creature! Why is Nigeria called Giant of Africa?

oh! is because nigeria is the largest producer of 419 infected black people in africa.

why do you ask?

because he knows too much.
Why do we have to go to school?

so we can learn to speak english language, aquire certificates and diplomas to seek for jobs and attrack beautiful women to be our bride.

do we have to get married?

We get married for posterity. .

Why do we sleep unlike d duck.

because God don't want us to quack like ducks

are we robbed, over our match against chile last night?

no, we fought for freedom

why do most people want to be famous

Because fame is a fickle friend

Why does it have to rain?

Because it is fun to see peoples houses flooding all the time.

Why do lots of naija people go down the crooked route?

because they have a crooked brain

why is vegetable green

Because it would look odd yellow.

Why do women have breasts?

because its used as a pillow

why are you a female

Because I killed myself when God first made me as a male.

How many states are there in Nigeria?

Last time i counted i think 419

y do girls enjoy bj?

what the hell does that mean?

where is your mind located?

In your butt.

How many planets are there in the solar system?

Abc

y re goats stuborn

Because they look like you

How many fingers does each human being have?

Count urs u slowpoke

y do females av breasts

tosinadeda:

Count urs u slowpoke

why the name calling? From play play to insults. Take it easy o.

Back to the game.

tosinadeda:

y do females av breasts

Because men were not deemed worthy.

who is 2 face

The guy dat has a head with 2 faces

y is there black and white?

cos there is yellow and green

EFCC, what does it mean?

[b]E[/b]ffective [b]F[/b]or [b]C[/b]ausing [b]C[/b]ommotion

Is Nigeria getting better?

Yes we re only that its getn worse

wut the fck is fck