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Bus Driver by iambaker(op): 6:26am On Oct 23, 2010
A little kid walks into a bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"
Re: Bus Driver by StudioCFR(m): 8:10am On Oct 23, 2010
BEN10

move dis thread to molue and okada section please - Thank you
Re: Bus Driver by yme1(f): 11:30am On Oct 23, 2010
LOL grin
Re: Bus Driver by bashydemy(m): 12:07pm On Oct 23, 2010
shocked shocked shockedhuh huh huh
Re: Bus Driver by StudioCFR(m): 12:18pm On Oct 23, 2010
bashy demy

drex go inside abeg - abi dis bus don become pedepe wey nor dey re-admit old member?
Re: Bus Driver by bashydemy(m): 1:11pm On Oct 23, 2010
I beg no use your Obesity anger on me abi na me say make you too fat?
Re: Bus Driver by Kunbee: 9:52pm On Oct 23, 2010
Stale
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