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Who Is Guilty? by ademiller(op): 11:13am On Oct 27, 2010
A wife is dreaming in d middle of d nyt & suddenly shout,"WAKE UP!QUICK! MY HUSBAND IS BACK!.d man on d bed wit her got up,jumps thru d window,broke his legs,rib & loses 3 front teeth & realizes"DAMN IT! I'm d husband".So who is guilty in dis case? Judge! Pls b sincere!,
Re: Who Is Guilty? by ademiller(op): 11:18am On Oct 28, 2010
i fear for nairaland


dont just read , COMMENT dayumm. angry
Re: Who Is Guilty? by ademiller(op): 5:12pm On Oct 29, 2010
158 views and no comments? now i now nairaland is hunted by ghosts. undecided
Re: Who Is Guilty? by EfemenaXY: 5:17pm On Oct 29, 2010
girl nor be by force now say we must respond now grin grin grin

okay - they're both guilty

but seeing as I'm biased, I'll say the old goat is even more guilty tongue tongue tongue
Re: Who Is Guilty? by ademiller(op): 6:48pm On Oct 29, 2010
na by force to reply o efemena tongue


so u think the guy is guiltyhuh? i think they both r.
Re: Who Is Guilty? by GeneroLJ: 8:36am On Oct 30, 2010
grin They've cheated on each other once in a life time, I think that's the cause of the dream and action there after,
Re: Who Is Guilty? by ademiller(op): 11:36am On Nov 01, 2010
nice one genero kiss
Re: Who Is Guilty? by Coretalk(m): 12:26pm On Nov 01, 2010
well both of them are cheaters!!, , the husband is stupid but the wife is guilty for causing an unnecessary havoc
Re: Who Is Guilty? by angelz(f): 1:39pm On Nov 01, 2010
the husband is guilty.
the wife may av pull the staunt intentionally,(which is funnier[/s][s])
but since u said,while dreamin,l guess they are both guilty.
they didnt jus cheat on each other,
they are fully into the business.
its part n parcel of them.
they relate so well to the scene,that they can differentiate btw
the real and the fake.
Re: Who Is Guilty? by ademiller(op): 4:00pm On Nov 01, 2010
angelz:
the husband is guilty.
the wife may av pull the staunt intentionally,(which is funnier[/s][s])
but since u said,while dreamin,l guess they are both guilty.
they didnt jus cheat on each other,
they are fully into the business.
its part n parcel of them.
they relate so well to the scene,that they can differentiate btw
the real and the fake.
lol, now dats a smart answer.

Core_talk:
well both of them are cheaters!!, , the husband is silly but the wife is guilty for causing an unnecessary havoc
two idiots. tongue
Re: Who Is Guilty? by StudioCFR(m): 5:19pm On Nov 01, 2010
where is the jokehuh


BEN10
move dis thread to WOMEN and PLENTY WAHALA SECTION
Re: Who Is Guilty? by ademiller(op): 11:26am On Nov 02, 2010
Studio u better respect ur old age oh. tongue

Who invited u here, agbaya. tongue

Look lemme tell u, dont lemme treat u d way i will treat Mr. Cork, i tot u were better than him. undecided


U wan come cause commotion for hia.


Dont behave like a cow. angry
Re: Who Is Guilty? by leegrace: 1:35pm On Nov 02, 2010
nice one,
Re: Who Is Guilty? by StudioCFR(m): 11:35pm On Nov 02, 2010
@Ademiller. . .

I like your name
But na the way u come dey rake like a pregnant woman i no like.
Wetin be my offense and how my matter take concern Mr Cork?

Which other way u wan take deal with me if not to Ra.pe me??
Re: Who Is Guilty? by ademiller(op): 12:31pm On Nov 03, 2010
id rather rape a porcupine than be any wear near u,cow. grin
Re: Who Is Guilty? by StudioCFR(m): 1:41pm On Nov 03, 2010
Lol

Never take am too personal - na joke section be dis.

Lol
Re: Who Is Guilty? by ademiller(op): 10:16am On Nov 04, 2010
i no take am personally, and be a good sport and comment on my joke na, i dey beg u oh tongue
Re: Who Is Guilty? by StudioCFR(m): 10:55am On Nov 04, 2010
How much are we talking about dear?

Lol

Go negotiate with my manager
Re: Who Is Guilty? by Jezzybrown(m): 1:57pm On Nov 04, 2010
^^^ lol
studio don become celebrity
Re: Who Is Guilty? by StudioCFR(m): 2:49pm On Nov 04, 2010
Na God's doing

Lol

E no easy
Re: Who Is Guilty? by Jeovy(m): 2:50pm On Nov 04, 2010
^^^ abi, dem dey beg you for autograph
Re: Who Is Guilty? by StudioCFR(m): 2:56pm On Nov 04, 2010
From grass to grace

I dey feel like Tuface right now

Lol
Re: Who Is Guilty? by ademiller(op): 12:44pm On Nov 05, 2010
what is studia feeling like? a super cow i presume. who dey beg u? tongue
Re: Who Is Guilty? by lysaa(f): 1:24pm On Nov 05, 2010
Ade pull stunts, innocent sammy dive window.

Mr & Mrs Miller, Scene One.

Grab ur copy at studio's : stall 419, Alaba Market.
Re: Who Is Guilty? by StudioCFR(m): 1:25pm On Nov 05, 2010
I'm aware of my celebrity status - arguing with a nobody like u na waste of time.

(No offense)
Re: Who Is Guilty? by clemcykul(f): 1:43pm On Nov 05, 2010
lol both are guilty

nice stuff cool
Re: Who Is Guilty? by ademiller(op): 4:53pm On Nov 05, 2010
correct answer clemcy, how u doing girl? grin

lysaa:
Ade pull stunts, innocent sammy dive window.

Mr & Mrs Miller, Scene One.

Grab your copy at studio's : stall 419, Alaba Market.
do u want to be slapped front handed or back handed, choose wisely. tongue
Re: Who Is Guilty? by StudioCFR(m): 4:56pm On Nov 05, 2010
Lol
Re: Who Is Guilty? by bashydemy(m): 1:20am On Nov 06, 2010
@OP before i talk who guilty i hope it wasn't you and your Studio?
Re: Who Is Guilty? by Jezzybrown(m): 3:45am On Nov 06, 2010
^^^ genius
That explains all the fighting
@topic studio you are guilty
Re: Who Is Guilty? by StudioCFR(m): 7:34am On Nov 06, 2010
Jezzybel'
Did u just called me a GENIUS?

Lol
Re: Who Is Guilty? by bashydemy(m): 7:47am On Nov 06, 2010
^^ You Genius? Kai no let me vex after you don cheat on your wife finish i hope the damage you caused to your self anf your house no much sha
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