₦airaland Forum

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Bros keep your money oo. The roads in the country are not safe talk more about the bushes? That's the devil speaking to you bro

Its not

But y are u in politics lane??

Lolzzz... Except U have money for ransom for kidnappers and extra cash for robbers reserved plus d terrible state of d roads sef

BeachTime:
I would like to buy camping van and travel through out Africa, starting from Nigeria. I hear too many bad news about armed robbery in Nigeria. Do you think Nigeria is safe enough for road trip?

Of course! To get the best camping package be sure that you start off in Sambisa game reserve. Lots to see...picnicking, horseback riding, pictures with wild games, entertainment and cultural dance by bare breasted virgins, dinner under moonlight ....too many to list here.

Camping is at the owners risk

Depending from where you are taking off, you will encounter CUSTOM and they must find something that is contraband with you and you must settle, IMMIGRATION must find an error in your passport and papers, the MILITARY checkpoint will be obtaining you, POLICE will perfect their act on top of your head, you will encounter different formation, NO LOL,SARS,CTU,IG SQUAD, ANTI CULT,ANTI KIDNAPPING,ANTI TERRORISM,HIGHWAY PATROL ETC there settlement differs,then CIVIL DEFNCE, will come for you,then ROAD SAFETY,Is in corner watching your movement, due to bad road, you decide to follow some short cut,the VILLAGERS will collect from you, ARMED ROBBERY will collect the remaining change before handing over to KIDNARPERS, POLICE will collect again from your family to track the kidnappers,finally your family will pay the ransom, Police might arrest you to question your link with the kidnappers,while ndi mgbuka had already pieces your vehicle,TRY AT YOUR OWN RISK

Do so at your own peril.

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E be like say ya Village people don finally find ya PIN code.

Bros na Death u wan play with so o

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BeachTime:
The phrase "village people " is backward reasoning that needs to stop. there's nothing wrong with living in a village . Village simply means a settlement with few people .
below is how a village should look

Mr oyibo that phrase is a slang in Nigeria that represents Witches and Wizards who are more pronounced in one's land of nativity or birth in Africa

Check your time. They are on duty now in the Covens. Shsssss!

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BeachTime:
i'm Nigerian . what i'm saying is if Nigeria was a developed and organized ,such a backward phrase wont exist .
if village was developed and everyone had good quality of life there would be no such thing as "village people "
Nigeria is a failed state .

U are correct. Nigeria was never meant to be a nation state but a Vassal of Predators led by Britain's crown to Caliphate of Fulanis.
Even God has forgotten Nigeria

You already know the answer yourself.

But since you want to hear it from us: SARS, Fulani herdsmen, military roadblocks, police roadblock every 200metres, random kidnappers, horrible roads aka "death traps", boko haram, cattle rustlers, FRSC.

All these will make your road trip memorable and unforgettable, I assure you.

Before you embark on that journey of no probable return, make sure you leave a will behind.

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