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| Spaghetti by Mamajama(op): 1:06pm On May 28, 2007 |
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for >>several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she >>confided in him she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation >>or his >>marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy >>to secretly >>have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would >>also provide child support until the child turned 18. >> >> >>She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To >>keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and >>write >>"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support >>payments to begin. >> >>One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. >>Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." >>"Oh, just >>give it to me and I'll explain it" he said. The wife watched as her >>husband read the card, he turned white, and fainted. >> >> On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two >>with meatballs, one without." |
| Re: Spaghetti by utibem(m): 2:59pm On May 28, 2007 |
[size=14pt]Does that mean Tripplets (two girls and one boy)?[/size] |
| Re: Spaghetti by pek(m): 3:26pm On May 28, 2007 |
two with balls--- boys one without balls-- girls |
| Re: Spaghetti by pek(m): 3:33pm On May 28, 2007 |
two with balls--- boys one without balls-- girls |
| Re: Spaghetti by cuteass1(f): 1:18am On May 29, 2007 |
LMCAO  Hillarious, he hasn't started fainting yet |
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