‎​Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?" a voice on the other end answer
"No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." The little girl quipped.
"After a brief pause daddy says "but honey you haven't got an uncle Paul!"
"Oh yes I do, and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now."

Brief pause "uh okay then, this is what I want you to do: “Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to mommy that daddy's car has just arrived at the gate.""Ok daddy just a minute…"

A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, "done it daddy.""What happened honey?"

"Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over, and knocked her head on the staircase, now she is not moving at all."

"What about Uncle Paul?" asked Dad."He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn't know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he's dead."

Really long pause this time…

Daddy says, "swimming pool, but we don’t have a swimming pool?
Is this 486-5731?"

"No, this is 486-5713."

Sorry, wrong number, !!!

nice one bash

The Poor boy who couldnt defferentiate between his father's voice and someonelse's on phone and the irresponsible father who couldnt tell of his son's voice killed the two, the investigation to the death becomes easier.Pls what is the address?The police are on their way.Thanks for the info.

. . and murder was the case.

, and bashy_ demy is the WITNESS!

Not so fast. .what's ur role in this?

As a police officer I log and record all the murder related cases on station diary and report it for immediate action that was why I was asking for the address.Satisfied?

Not quite satisfied but u can go back to ur duty. .shoo shoo

You sound like my Fat boss,the one with big ikebe in her police trousers.If you are the one I would surely take that as an order from you.Yes ma!I'm going back to my duty post

thiscounts:

, and bashy_ demy is the WITNESS!

Hey officer pls don't put me into trouble am not the witness as i know the punishment for the witnesses in9ja

lysaa:

Not so fast. .what's your role in this?

Thanks jare how could he conclude so fast oya return no ogunje for you here thiscounts

bash demy dont tell me you want to run away.STOP!!STOP!!

hmmm and you tihnk i'll stop na fowl you go catch now

WELL BASHY ABEG NO STOP OOOOOOOO THE TWO GUNS WEY THISCOUNTS CARRY NO GET BULLET OOOO


@THISCOUNT, ABEG SHOOT ONTIME, BULLET DEY THE LEFT POCKET

lol

nice one bash, i am still laughing even though i've heard this joke b4. something loike this is worth been published. thanks for making me smile for the first time today.

SUTOBOY, Who told you that there are no bullets in those two guns.Na because in offence no reach make a shoot am.Nain make me I dey pursue am without shootn.

But the boy sabi ran.I don tie.So I just have to let him go and here I'm tryn to replace the lost energy.

its like bashy was visited by the holy spirit of laughter n jokes,
loved this joke

ADELL:

nice one bash, i am still laughing even though i've heard this joke b4. something loike this is worth been published. thanks for making me smile for the first time today.

am glad i could make someone smile but would love to make your day better so visit this thread below and let me know what you think

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-565950.0.html#msg7308299

@lancaster Thanks bro dont worry more of that are coming

Seen them b/4

^^^ waka pass old woman you've seen almost everything

^^ na blessing now!

Hilarious i must confess, i culd stop laughing 4 3days, now my ribs 're hurting, abeg nor kill me join 'em.

ROFLAMO, bashy-demi, for makn ma day, i xtend my scarce hand of friendship to u *shakes him*, nice one
And THISCOUNT, u r da bomb too, nice photo-comedy,, Thanx guys!

Otunbakay:

Hilarious i must confess, i culd stop laughing 4 3days, now my ribs 're hurting, abeg nor kill me join 'em.

Is that not a sign of madness - laughing continuously for 3 days

HOTsnow:

ROFLAMO, bashy-demi, for makn ma day, i xtend my scarce hand of friendship to u *shakes him*, nice one
And THISCOUNT, u r da bomb too, nice photo-comedy,, Thanx guys!

'n you nor wan extend hand of friendship come reach ma side too??

anyway sha, abeg come upstairs make u nominate me https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-559868.544.html

I don tire to pursue u from thread to thread jor

HOTsnow:

ROFLAMO, bashy-demi, for makn ma day, i xtend my scarce hand of friendship to u *shakes him*, nice one
And THISCOUNT, u r da bomb too, nice photo-comedy,, Thanx guys!

am glad i make your day with the support from the image from my boy thiscount

Bashy-demi & thiscount, u r like osamaS for my mind, u carry bomb U BLOW MY MIND, more of dat

LOL bad guy

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Bashy-demi & thiscount, u r like osamaS for my mind, u carry bomb U BLOW MY MIND, more of dat ''

''ROFLAMO, bashy-demi, for makn ma day, i xtend my scarce hand of friendship to u *shakes him*, nice one
And THISCOUNT, u r da bomb too, nice photo-comedy,, Thanx guys! ''



I'm being terrorist flattered for the first time on this section.Thanks

Bashy demy did I hear you call me your boy, The officer of Federal Republic of Nigeria for that matter.That is an act of Insurbodination that could have you behind counter.Cheers!

Since i wine and dine with your superior Officer's so better give me that respect or else you loose your job

Continue dey make yourself happy my brother

E no easy


lol