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The Execution by chima2011(op): 9:19pm On Dec 10, 2010
The Execution

Three men are about to be executed. One's a ibo, one's a yoruba, and one's a hausa. Two guards brings the ibo man forward, and the executioner asks if he has any last requests.
he says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the ibo man yells, "earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. he manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the yoruba man forward, and the executioner asks if he has any last requests.
he says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The yoruba man then screams, "tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. he too escapes execution.
By this point, the hausa man had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if he has any last requests.
he also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The hausa man shouts, "fire!!"
Re: The Execution by liaslo1(m): 6:23pm On Dec 11, 2010
No wonder 53 don View and nobody reply you

Do you think this is funny  huh huh huh
Re: The Execution by Nobody: 11:34am On Dec 13, 2010
; grin grin
ITS FUNNY CO S WHEN ABOKI YELLED fire, THEY WILL JUST SHOOT HIM, grin grin grin
NICE 1
Re: The Execution by Nobody: 11:38am On Dec 13, 2010
Mallam grin minini
Re: The Execution by StudioCFR(m): 11:40am On Dec 13, 2010
Pot calling kettle black
Re: The Execution by Nobody: 12:06pm On Dec 13, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin
@studio, wink wink wink
Re: The Execution by Anoruo(m): 12:13pm On Dec 13, 2010
liaslo***:
No wonder 53 don View and nobody reply you

Do you think this is funny  huh huh huh
If this is not funny to you, then i think you have lost your sense of humor, No offense meant

@poster

this your joke na die, rodflmao grin
Re: The Execution by StudioCFR(m): 12:48pm On Dec 13, 2010
i have nothing to say u Lancaster
Re: The Execution by bashydemy(m): 3:03pm On Dec 13, 2010
that shows Aboki are the most stupid of all no offense
Re: The Execution by StudioCFR(m): 5:48am On Dec 14, 2010
go brush first
Re: The Execution by bashydemy(m): 6:12am On Dec 14, 2010
na your way now
Re: The Execution by Nobody: 1:14pm On Dec 14, 2010
iseeeeee smiley
Re: The Execution by bashydemy(m): 11:34pm On Dec 14, 2010
come them you say na ibo land we they?
Re: The Execution by liaslo1(m): 6:09pm On Dec 15, 2010
Anoruo:
If this is not funny to you, then i think you have lost your sense of humor, No offense meant

@poster

this your joke na die, rodflmao grin
why your teeth kon big like this na

abeg laugh go make yu hang yur self jare
Re: The Execution by StudioCFR(m): 6:33pm On Dec 15, 2010
Why u go say make person hang himself - u be winch?

Na so dem dey hang innocent people for ENUGU be dat.
True!
Re: The Execution by liaslo1(m): 7:35pm On Dec 15, 2010
sebi na enugun yu call am, maybe dat na yur village who knows
Re: The Execution by StudioCFR(m): 8:07pm On Dec 15, 2010
My guy free me abeg
I wan arrange
Re: The Execution by bashydemy(m): 9:20pm On Dec 15, 2010
LOL this studio and IBO i know say one day you go voice out wetin IBO's don do you
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