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The Best Answer In An Interview by bruce(m): 3:58pm On Jun 08, 2007
A little joke to relief you of the stress associated with the search:

Employer : So you are here for a job?

Jobseeker : Yes sir.

Employer: Do U lie, Cheat or steal? And do you start work late and close or end early?

Jobseeker: No, Sir. But I can and shall certainly learn all these things in a very short while if given the opportunity.

Employer: Really!!! Then I shall contact you in a very long while.


A stupid jobseeker you may say.
Re: The Best Answer In An Interview by bruce(m): 1:56pm On Jun 09, 2007
;d?

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