Olabode971:
I don buy popcorn.. oya, am follows

Jakumo:
In my capacity as the official biographer of our man Mr. Nobody, let me continue his story in fluent broken language, that can easily be followed by Nairaland's Area Boys and Area Girls.

One day be one day when Mr. Nobody just use credit collet one parcel of Ogbomosho Yanga Bush, put am for pocket begin dey wakka go house, na from there police patrol when dey pass, come smell am from inside dem moto, before dem come jump down begin dey pursue Mr. Nobody, gbudu-gbudu-gbudu.

Mr. Nobody no kukuma wait to ask any queshon. As him see say police don dey run face am, na so hin sef pick race, begin dey pass all corner-corner when he sabi for that area, say make police dem no see chance fire am for leg.

In short, na Papa God save Mr. Nobody dat day, because, as him dey run 440 because of police, na so the parcel of Ogbomosho Yanga Bush come throway for inside him pocket. As the packet of Yanga Bush fall for ground, gbosaa, BIGI police dog, when remain small to cash Mr. Nobody, come divert to collect that exhibit for ground, and turn back to go give hin oga, Sgt. Dongoyaro, dat wicked oga polisi when get red eye.

Everybody know say Sgt. Dongoyaro no dey take eye see corret canna-bush, make he no come talk say hin wan go test am for laboratory, so, in short, after when all anti-crime police see say suspect don run go, drop betta ting for ground, na him dem kukuma kak seat for inside patrol vehicle, begin dey share dat fine aromatic bush equal dividend of democracy, make everybody go test hin own exhibit for house sharply.

In the meantime, Mr. Nobody run reach hin house, and sweat don full all him body, before him come begin dey check hin pocket to commot the Ogbomosho Yanga Bush, put am fire, take am relax and tank Jah say how as policeman no sabi run at all, witi dat dem bigi belle.

Na dat time Mr. Nobody come see the bush when him go collet am for credit ten thousand naira, don mistake fall for road, during dat time when hin dey run for police dem.

(To be Continued)

NobodyW:
baba this one no relate at all

Jakumo:
If you are smoking large amounts of weed, then the quality of your product must be very poor. Potent natural grown weed, with no chemicals, does NOT need to be consumed in large quantities. One single hit ( inhalation) of some seriously powerful cannabis, will send most mortals into the stratosphere for several hours, during which the astronaut will have NO desire to ingest any more.

The low quality dirt weed that is sold in Nigeria, is often contaminated with dangerous chemicals, so buyers need to exercise due diligence, to ensure that they do not inhale poisonous chemicals in a bid to get high.

The solution : Grow your own, in a secret location.

NobodyW:
Naso I become Pablo Escobar o every day and night na smoke then my red lips starts turning black my light skin starts changing too, na only me dey smoke now for my place but some times my guys go call me make we go to party na skusii and weed we go dey take, when I get home liedis na sleep straight chai...
Na that time I no serious again I dey move with smokers, now I con introduce am to my gf, anytime she visits me liedis I go give her weed make she smoke after that omo see knacking person wey no sabi knack before she con dey do like Mia Khalifa omo I surprise o
I con realize say things no dey go well again o and I Dey try stop am but anytime I Dey see my guys I go still smoke o, I remember one dey wey I smoke like that one woman for my area dey ask me shey I sick ni
I don’t know I’m on the road to MADNESS
The matter long.....

TO BE CONTD.

TheSourcerer:
I wanna grow mine but , I dunno it doesn't grow

Bojack:
I tried mine too but the seeds won't germinate

Terver23:
OP shut up Ya mouth.
your head no carry am

NobodyW:



BY THE WAY THOSE TIMES I DEY HEAR STRANGE VOICES TALKING TO ME LIKE EVERYONE DIRECTLY TALKING TO ME NEGATIVELY

Jakumo:
If you are smoking large amounts of weed, then the quality of your product must be very poor. Potent natural grown weed, with no chemicals, does NOT need to be consumed in large quantities. One single hit ( inhalation) of some seriously powerful cannabis, will send most mortals into the stratosphere for several hours, during which the astronaut will have NO desire to ingest any more.

The low quality dirt weed that is sold in Nigeria, is often contaminated with dangerous chemicals, so buyers need to exercise due diligence, to ensure that they do not inhale poisonous chemicals in a bid to get high.

The solution : Grow your own, in a secret location.