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The Smart Guy ! by sweetguy10(m): 4:05am On Jan 29, 2011 |
This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside. The lady says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?" The guy says, "Yea, he licks pus sy." So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment. They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all. The lady says, "Well? what's up?" The frog still does not move. So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!" |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Nobody: 7:28am On Jan 29, 2011 |
I like dis. The guy must be confirm Ibo guy, brain no gree comot dia head like Malo peeps. |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by StudioCFR(m): 7:39am On Jan 29, 2011 |
which sense wey dem get apart from how to kidnap and wayo sense? mtchew |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Odunnu: 8:20am On Jan 29, 2011 |
@Poster :Smart guy |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by KDK(m): 10:00am On Jan 29, 2011 |
sharp man |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by fstranger1: 12:22pm On Jan 29, 2011 |
Odunnu: Really? |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Emmyk(m): 1:03pm On Jan 29, 2011 |
Lol |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by ElementG(m): 1:28pm On Jan 29, 2011 |
nice one poster, i love it |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by sweetguy10(m): 2:05pm On Jan 29, 2011 |
fstranger1: Yes nah , I'm very smart |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Odunnu: 4:01pm On Jan 29, 2011 |
Are you the male character in the joke? |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Kunbee: 11:15pm On Jan 29, 2011 |
Odunnu pls dont ask questions, this aint sexuality section |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by sweetguy10(m): 12:24am On Jan 30, 2011 |
Heheheheeh nope I am not the guy in the Joke but I can do more than the guy |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by EfemenaXY: 12:32am On Jan 30, 2011 |
awful sexist thread |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by sweetguy10(m): 11:09pm On Jan 30, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: Madam werin u find come here ? |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by EfemenaXY: 11:20pm On Jan 30, 2011 |
I nor even know sef Enlighten me pls |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by bashydemy(m): 10:05am On Jan 31, 2011 |
Nice one OP thumb up |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Odunnu: 11:43am On Jan 31, 2011 |
Kunbee:sharrap dia! Na u sef wan tish me how to move for NL? |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Odunnu: 11:44am On Jan 31, 2011 |
How u dey sef? |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by shakara4u(m): 3:45pm On Jan 31, 2011 |
two fightin, @poster, nyc one |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by sweetguy10(m): 4:19pm On Jan 31, 2011 |
Fanks , Leave those people make dem dey fight ja we , Na so dem dey always do |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Odunnu: 7:59pm On Jan 31, 2011 |
Who dey fight? No lemme pound dat ya mouth turn am to yam o! Be kiaful |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by bashydemy(m): 8:31pm On Jan 31, 2011 |
^^ na during Biafra them born you? |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Kunbee: 11:40pm On Jan 31, 2011 |
Odunnu: Yes you are my slave, so you had better listen carefully Odunnu: Am fine |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by sweetguy10(m): 11:43pm On Jan 31, 2011 |
Odunnu: Hehehehe u carry iron for hand ?? abi u be magarat thatcher sister |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Nelson6(m): 9:59am On Feb 01, 2011 |
dem wan resemble |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by bashydemy(m): 10:02am On Feb 01, 2011 |
lol |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Odunnu: 10:23am On Feb 01, 2011 |
Una no wel! |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by bashydemy(m): 10:38am On Feb 01, 2011 |
how you take know? |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Nelson6(m): 10:49am On Feb 01, 2011 |
she know cuz she sef no well |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by bashydemy(m): 10:56am On Feb 01, 2011 |
oh, i see it take one to know one |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by sweetguy10(m): 12:41pm On Feb 01, 2011 |
Yes , na witch dey always catch witch |
Re: The Smart Guy ! by bashydemy(m): 1:05pm On Feb 01, 2011 |
and are you saying she is a witch ? i no dey ooo |
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