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The Smart Guy ! by sweetguy10(m): 4:05am On Jan 29, 2011
This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside.
The lady says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?"
The guy says, "Yea, he licks pus sy."
So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment.
They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all.
The lady says, "Well? what's up?"
The frog still does not move.
So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Nobody: 7:28am On Jan 29, 2011
I like dis. The guy must be confirm Ibo guy, brain no gree comot dia head like Malo peeps.
Re: The Smart Guy ! by StudioCFR(m): 7:39am On Jan 29, 2011
which sense wey dem get apart from how to kidnap and wayo sense? mtchew
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Odunnu: 8:20am On Jan 29, 2011
@Poster :Smart guy
Re: The Smart Guy ! by KDK(m): 10:00am On Jan 29, 2011
grin grin grin sharp man
Re: The Smart Guy ! by fstranger1: 12:22pm On Jan 29, 2011
Odunnu:

@Poster :Smart guy

Really?
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Emmyk(m): 1:03pm On Jan 29, 2011
Lol
Re: The Smart Guy ! by ElementG(m): 1:28pm On Jan 29, 2011
nice one poster, i love it grin grin grin
Re: The Smart Guy ! by sweetguy10(m): 2:05pm On Jan 29, 2011
fstranger1:

Really?

Yes nah , I'm very smart
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Odunnu: 4:01pm On Jan 29, 2011
Are you the male character in the joke?
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Kunbee: 11:15pm On Jan 29, 2011
Odunnu pls dont ask questions, this aint sexuality section
Re: The Smart Guy ! by sweetguy10(m): 12:24am On Jan 30, 2011
Heheheheeh nope I am not the guy in the Joke but I can do more than the guy tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: The Smart Guy ! by EfemenaXY: 12:32am On Jan 30, 2011
awful sexist thread lipsrsealed
Re: The Smart Guy ! by sweetguy10(m): 11:09pm On Jan 30, 2011
Efemena_xy:

awful sexist thread lipsrsealed


Madam werin u find come here ?
Re: The Smart Guy ! by EfemenaXY: 11:20pm On Jan 30, 2011
I nor even know sef grin

Enlighten me pls tongue
Re: The Smart Guy ! by bashydemy(m): 10:05am On Jan 31, 2011
Nice one OP thumb up
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Odunnu: 11:43am On Jan 31, 2011
Kunbee:

Odunnu pls dont ask questions, this aint sexuality section
sharrap dia! Na u sef wan tish me how to move for NL?
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Odunnu: 11:44am On Jan 31, 2011
How u dey sef?
Re: The Smart Guy ! by shakara4u(m): 3:45pm On Jan 31, 2011
two fightin,

@poster, nyc one
Re: The Smart Guy ! by sweetguy10(m): 4:19pm On Jan 31, 2011
Fanks , Leave those people make dem dey fight ja we , Na so dem dey always do
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Odunnu: 7:59pm On Jan 31, 2011
Who dey fight? No lemme pound dat ya mouth turn am to yam o!
Be kiaful
Re: The Smart Guy ! by bashydemy(m): 8:31pm On Jan 31, 2011
^^ na during Biafra them born you?
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Kunbee: 11:40pm On Jan 31, 2011
Odunnu:

sharrap dia! Na u sef wan tish me how to move for NL?

Yes you are my slave, so you had better listen carefully

Odunnu:

How u dey sef?

Am fine
Re: The Smart Guy ! by sweetguy10(m): 11:43pm On Jan 31, 2011
Odunnu:

Who dey fight? No lemme pound dat ya mouth turn am to yam o!
Be kiaful


Hehehehe u carry iron for hand ?? abi u be magarat thatcher sister
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Nelson6(m): 9:59am On Feb 01, 2011
dem wan resemble grin
Re: The Smart Guy ! by bashydemy(m): 10:02am On Feb 01, 2011
lol
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Odunnu: 10:23am On Feb 01, 2011
Una no wel!
Re: The Smart Guy ! by bashydemy(m): 10:38am On Feb 01, 2011
how you take know?
Re: The Smart Guy ! by Nelson6(m): 10:49am On Feb 01, 2011
she know cuz she sef no well
Re: The Smart Guy ! by bashydemy(m): 10:56am On Feb 01, 2011
oh, i see it take one to know one
Re: The Smart Guy ! by sweetguy10(m): 12:41pm On Feb 01, 2011
Yes , na witch dey always catch witch grin grin grin grin
Re: The Smart Guy ! by bashydemy(m): 1:05pm On Feb 01, 2011
and are you saying she is a witch ? i no dey ooo

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