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This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside.
The lady says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?"
The guy says, "Yea, he licks pus sy."
So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment.
They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all.
The lady says, "Well? what's up?"
The frog still does not move.
So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

I like dis. The guy must be confirm Ibo guy, brain no gree comot dia head like Malo peeps.

which sense wey dem get apart from how to kidnap and wayo sense? mtchew

@Poster :Smart guy

sharp man

Odunnu:
@Poster :Smart guy

Really?

Lol

nice one poster, i love it

fstranger1:
Really?

Yes nah , I'm very smart

Are you the male character in the joke?

Odunnu pls dont ask questions, this aint sexuality section

Heheheheeh nope I am not the guy in the Joke but I can do more than the guy

awful sexist thread

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=594815.msg7630693#msg7630693 date=1296343975]awful sexist thread [/quote]Madam werin u find come here ?

I nor even know sef

Enlighten me pls

Nice one OP thumb up

Kunbee:
Odunnu pls dont ask questions, this aint sexuality section

sharrap dia! Na u sef wan tish me how to move for NL?

How u dey sef?

two fightin,

@poster, nyc one

Fanks , Leave those people make dem dey fight ja we , Na so dem dey always do

Who dey fight? No lemme pound dat ya mouth turn am to yam o!
Be kiaful

^^ na during Biafra them born you?

Odunnu:
sharrap dia! Na u sef wan tish me how to move for NL?

Yes you are my slave, so you had better listen carefully

Odunnu:
How u dey sef?

Am fine

Odunnu:
Who dey fight? No lemme pound dat ya mouth turn am to yam o!
Be kiaful

Hehehehe u carry iron for hand ?? abi u be magarat thatcher sister

dem wan resemble

lol

Una no wel!

how you take know?

she know cuz she sef no well

oh, i see it take one to know one

Yes , na witch dey always catch witch

and are you saying she is a witch ? i no dey ooo