A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks t he drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus, my brother?' The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not found Jesus.' By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time! he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicki ng his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, 'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?'

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,





'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'

LOL
You know a good joke once you get to the second line,so I was already laughing my head off at line two,don't I just love drunk jokes
Nice one

Totally awesome

@OP wowww you make me laugh and am gonna have a beautiful dream nice joke waiting for studio post

that is a cool yoke
unlike some totless ones bounding abt.
nice one.

Thanks, watch out 4 more jokes

ode remo:

that is a cool yoke
unlike some totless ones bounding abt.
nice one.

Totally awesome

hmm

this is really funny, i love this.

Undeniably hilarious

Wey studio i won see ur comment oo

sebi na JESUS name una use dey joke,wey make una come dey show dose una loose teeth. ,

b very careful.

Eldav_studio are you talking about Jesus footballer?

@ Eldav
It's a joke, loosen up. it's not disrespectful to moi.

help me tell am ooo

every thing na joke pls laugh and forget ur stress

The Drunker was not dunk in the correct fluid,

If the preacher use a pool of Wine
       the Drunker would have found Jesus,
Else if He uses Pool of Palm Wine
        The drunker would have seen white angels
Else
       SOMETHING ELSE

LOL wisegeek you don mad oooo LOL

stop joking about Jesus. he is more than man or angels

;d ;d :d :d

wisegeek:

The Drunker was not dunk in the correct fluid,

If the preacher use a pool of Wine
       the Drunker would have found Jesus,
Else if He uses Pool of Palm Wine
        The drunker would have seen white angels
Else
       SOMETHING ELSE

Now this is not remotely funny

^^What for now?

Muhammed is a nigger JOKE WITH HIM.

ok copied

Too funny

Studio CFR:

Muhammed is a nigger JOKE WITH HIM.

@ Studio, I gat ur back full time.

^^seconded

ok