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Baptizing A Drunk by HOLU77: 11:56am On Feb 03, 2011 |
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks t he drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?' 'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?' The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus, my brother?' The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not found Jesus.' By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time! he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicki ng his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, 'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?' The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?' |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by rasputinn(m): 9:08pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
LOL You know a good joke once you get to the second line,so I was already laughing my head off at line two,don't I just love drunk jokes Nice one |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by meplus: 9:16pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
Totally awesome |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 12:35am On Feb 04, 2011 |
@OP wowww you make me laugh and am gonna have a beautiful dream nice joke waiting for studio post |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by oderemo(m): 1:14am On Feb 04, 2011 |
that is a cool yoke unlike some totless ones bounding abt. nice one. |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by HOLU77: 8:31am On Feb 04, 2011 |
Thanks, watch out 4 more jokes |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by stevenjim: 8:46am On Feb 04, 2011 |
ode remo: Totally awesome |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by Nelson6(m): 11:58am On Feb 04, 2011 |
hmm |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by raphela(m): 4:56pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
this is really funny, i love this. |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by ARareGem(f): 5:01pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
Undeniably hilarious |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 5:30pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
Wey studio i won see ur comment oo |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by eldav(m): 5:53pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
sebi na JESUS name una use dey joke,wey make una come dey show dose una loose teeth. , b very careful. |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 6:10pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
Eldav_studio are you talking about Jesus footballer? |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by ARareGem(f): 6:12pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
@ Eldav It's a joke, loosen up. it's not disrespectful to moi. |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 9:39pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
help me tell am ooo |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by HOLU77: 2:06pm On Feb 08, 2011 |
every thing na joke pls laugh and forget ur stress |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by wisegeek: 2:23pm On Feb 08, 2011 |
The Drunker was not dunk in the correct fluid, If the preacher use a pool of Wine the Drunker would have found Jesus, Else if He uses Pool of Palm Wine The drunker would have seen white angels Else SOMETHING ELSE |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 1:33pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
LOL wisegeek you don mad oooo LOL |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by Nelson6(m): 3:08pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
stop joking about Jesus. he is more than man or angels |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 4:25pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
;d ;d :d :d |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by ARareGem(f): 7:34pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
wisegeek: Now this is not remotely funny |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by GoodMuyis(m): 7:59pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
[center][size=18pt]THREAD LOCK NO MORE REPLY[/size][/center] Abi you go and more |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 10:30pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
^^What for now? |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by StudioCFR(m): 10:52pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
Muhammed is a nigger JOKE WITH HIM. |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 12:53am On Feb 10, 2011 |
ok copied |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by mikuz(m): 3:29am On Feb 10, 2011 |
Too funny |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by KDK(m): 6:56am On Feb 10, 2011 |
Studio CFR: @ Studio, I gat ur back full time. |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 7:21am On Feb 10, 2011 |
^^seconded |
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by kodylicky(f): 10:57am On Feb 10, 2011 |
ok |
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