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Baptizing A Drunk by HOLU77: 11:56am On Feb 03, 2011
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks t he drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus, my brother?' The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not found Jesus.' By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time! he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicki ng his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, 'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?'

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,





'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by rasputinn(m): 9:08pm On Feb 03, 2011
LOL
You know a good joke once you get to the second line,so I was already laughing my head off at line two,don't I just love drunk jokes
Nice one
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by meplus: 9:16pm On Feb 03, 2011
Totally awesome
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 12:35am On Feb 04, 2011
@OP wowww you make me laugh and am gonna have a beautiful dream nice joke waiting for studio post
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by oderemo(m): 1:14am On Feb 04, 2011
that is a cool yoke grin grin grin
unlike some totless ones bounding abt.
nice one.
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by HOLU77: 8:31am On Feb 04, 2011
Thanks, watch out 4 more jokes
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by stevenjim: 8:46am On Feb 04, 2011
ode remo:

that is a cool yoke grin grin grin
unlike some totless ones bounding abt.
nice one.


Totally awesome
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by Nelson6(m): 11:58am On Feb 04, 2011
hmm
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by raphela(m): 4:56pm On Feb 04, 2011
this is really funny, i love this.
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by ARareGem(f): 5:01pm On Feb 04, 2011
Undeniably hilarious grin
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 5:30pm On Feb 04, 2011
Wey studio i won see ur comment oo
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by eldav(m): 5:53pm On Feb 04, 2011
sebi na JESUS name una use dey joke,wey make una come dey show dose una loose teeth. ,

b very careful.
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 6:10pm On Feb 04, 2011
Eldav_studio are you talking about Jesus footballer?
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by ARareGem(f): 6:12pm On Feb 04, 2011
@ Eldav
It's a joke, loosen up. it's not disrespectful to moi.
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 9:39pm On Feb 04, 2011
help me tell am ooo
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by HOLU77: 2:06pm On Feb 08, 2011
every thing na joke pls laugh and forget ur stress
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by wisegeek: 2:23pm On Feb 08, 2011
The Drunker was not dunk in the correct fluid,

If the preacher use a pool of Wine
       the Drunker would have found Jesus,
Else if He uses Pool of Palm Wine
        The drunker would have seen white angels
Else
       SOMETHING ELSE
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 1:33pm On Feb 09, 2011
LOL wisegeek you don mad oooo LOL
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by Nelson6(m): 3:08pm On Feb 09, 2011
stop joking about Jesus. he is more than man or angels
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 4:25pm On Feb 09, 2011
;d ;d :d :d
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by ARareGem(f): 7:34pm On Feb 09, 2011
wisegeek:

The Drunker was not dunk in the correct fluid,

If the preacher use a pool of Wine
       the Drunker would have found Jesus,
Else if He uses Pool of Palm Wine
        The drunker would have seen white angels
Else
       SOMETHING ELSE

Now this is not remotely funny angry
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by GoodMuyis(m): 7:59pm On Feb 09, 2011
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Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 10:30pm On Feb 09, 2011
^^What for now?
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by StudioCFR(m): 10:52pm On Feb 09, 2011
Muhammed is a nigger JOKE WITH HIM.
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 12:53am On Feb 10, 2011
ok copied
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by mikuz(m): 3:29am On Feb 10, 2011
Too funny
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by KDK(m): 6:56am On Feb 10, 2011
Studio CFR:

Muhammed is a nigger JOKE WITH HIM.


@ Studio, I gat ur back full time. cool
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by bashydemy(m): 7:21am On Feb 10, 2011
^^seconded
Re: Baptizing A Drunk by kodylicky(f): 10:57am On Feb 10, 2011
ok

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