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Please which online banking app can I save my money and I’m 100% sure I won’t be able to withdraw it. I’ve tried Moniepoint and I was able to break the savings.

Since I was a little boy, even while saving in a saving box (kóló) I was notorious for even breaking my siblings own no matter how small and even now when I try mobile banking locked savings, I always find a way to unlock and once I can, it is over.

Now I want to know which one I can save and be sure I won’t be able to get it open till the right time.

This story no clear🤔 like for four years, he’s has been sleeping with you and you couldn’t do anything?
How old are you and why are you acting now??

All this ladies and their lies. I’ve seen when a mother intentionally send her underage daughter to go seduce a pastor and the pastor was gullible enough to fall. The man was broadcasted all over the state and the state First Lady almost killed the man. But deep down we knew what happened.

She might also be right but 4 years is too much or are you that gullible, aunty?

Nothing wey musa no go see for gate. Who told you a man’s life starts and ends at 23, what if he buys that car at 23 and then loses everything at 28?

Na so una Dey push young boys into ritualist later una go complain say una pants Dey miss. Una never start.

The issue now is that due to Nigeria economic conditions, the business is now saturated. Fresh graduates from high schools and colleges are going in full force. You can open a shop today and tomorrow you’ll find another person very close by.

Even shops, boutique and supermarket now have pos machines so I don’t think the output is like before.

Gabrielshow24:
All the best for you 😮‍💨. Wetin your eye see, if you still manage dey alive, relate am to us👀.

Sha dey hope make dem no give you, ’queen of the coast’👀. Surely, Your life will never be the same😁.

Shebi the only condition is I won’t cheat and I’ll be loyal, I no get issue sef. All the bannies wey I Dey loyal to, how much dem Dey fetch sef?
Mythical creatures all the way.
I saw one yesterday and she was young. My spirit just told me she’s a marine mermaid but I was in a hurry to get gas at the gas station. I hope I see her or another very soon🥰😁

I believe seun is still working on it and he’s going to make it better.

In the depths of Lagos or hidden within Nigeria's mystical landscapes, I'm on a daredevil pursuit – I'm searching for a literal mermaid with flowing aquatic locks or a snake girl with scales that shimmer like Nigerian night stars. Why? Because I believe encountering such a mythical being could be the key to unlocking a staggering $10 million opportunity.

This isn't a metaphorical journey; I'm talking about creatures straight from the annals of folklore and ancient tales. Imagine a mermaid gliding through the waters of the Atlantic off Nigeria's coast, or a snake girl with the power to navigate the country's rich cultural tapestries. I'm intrigued by the possibility – however slim – of finding a partner from these legendary realms who could bring unparalleled perspectives and collaborations.

What would I do with $10 million? Possibilities abound: backing innovative projects that blend tradition with cutting-edge tech, supporting local artists who weave myth with modern expression, or pushing boundaries of what's considered possible in Nigeria's vibrant creative scene.

My search raises eyebrows and sparks curiosity: Do such creatures exist beyond stories? Could a mermaid or snake girl bring not just fortune but a fusion of myth and reality that reshapes narratives?

If you've spotted a glimmer of scales in the Niger Delta's waters or heard whispers of a snake girl in the forests of Cross River, I'm listening. If you're a believer in the power of mythical encounters to shift fortunes, let's connect.

This quest is about chasing the extraordinary, embracing the thrill of the unknown, and maybe – just maybe – turning tales into tangible triumphs. Are you with me on this wild hunt?

And this got to frontpage on Independence Day😢
Seun is working.

ChilliPepper:
Thief too plenty for this country.

Tufiakwa!

It’s true na. Start from your politifchians. If e reach your turn take am to DPO😂😂😂
Las las I’ll still contest for senator and win😂😂😅

Ask oga presido😂

I’ve dated two girls that complained I didn’t have beards. Like how does me not having beards affect our relationship 🤔🤔

Oya go and date someone with beards, mba nú. Or maybe they’ll date the ones with beards and leave you as backup. I don’t trust that gender.

Please my pple, what’s the function of beards in a relationship 😏

Mistakenly😁 I’ll transfer it to another account and then check the name. If it’s a name I know, I’ll refund the account. If it isn’t, I’ll watch it. if I hear pim, I deactivate from mobile app asap😂😂🎉

Op🙄 you be mechanic??
Cos na mechanic no Dey allow Agba and bread sellers rest.

Waking up ready keh😂 for this bad economy
If it is ready, it is ready. If it isn’t, it should rest Abeg.
I once ignored it so bad I didn’t realize it was still rising and I started to worry. When I focused my consciousness back, it rose the next day. After then I stopped paying attention.

Even sex too now seem like a chore or something you just do, like eating. No pleasure anymore.
God will help us.

I can accept “affection” as gayish but you see that English, bro I don’t concur

KingDashx:
whoa... na my format be this😅😅🤣
This guy just cast update.

So na una Dey hide updates for 9ja😂
Share more bro🫡

tgmservice:
Tomorrow
This one will come online to rant naija ladies are useless n wayward

Okay.

dollypi:
You can still keep in touch with old friends long distance.

join an active social or interest group...football, dance, book club, church, professional association...you Gerrit? Make sure you participate and you are active. This is the best low effort way to meet new people, in my experience.

That’s the surest way.

ablogroup:
True story:

I know of a very nice Urhobo man. He worked with Daily Times in the late 80s, He retired some years after and his graduity was paid. He decided to invest and he involved his lovely wife, they both opened a beer parlor and a provision store in both of their names. The business became an instant hit. Over the years the wife started taking more control of the business, she went behind his back to change the bank details from a corporate account in both of their names to her own personal account without the man's knowledge. To cut the long story short, she started to frustrate,starve and dehumanize the man cos she had total control of the business that was funded 100% by the man. Eventually she asked him to park his bags and go back to his Village. When the man told me the story I cried. Ever since then I have been supporting the man (now in his mid 60s) with some monthly stipends and hopefully I will open a small business for him over there in Delta state.

[color=#550000][/color][b][/b] same thing happened to my dad. As a man, plan yourself all the way down. If it’s possible for you to save money for your casket, then save it.

No one is coming for you, Not your wife or kids. There’s no plan B. That’s reality, that’s the truth.
Only very few ladies will be with you when you’re low and our fathers have married them all. The ones we have now are tax collectors social media baby mamas.

Starboytwo:
enter there and ask.

I went there yesterday. It was really nice. Thanks bro.

Stick to social media or make new friends. I also don’t have friends I chat physically and I don’t see that as a problem. Sometimes it can be lonely but it keeps me focused. Worst is I don’t have girlfriend too.

Only disadvantage is that you won’t be able to communicate socially when the time present and we’re all social being. So try making new friends.

Calibrator:
I am telling you that the opportunity to approach is there and your last statement is an indicator you don't know how to woo ladies. You can approach and collect contact details which will take less than five minutes if you know what you are doing in the daytime, then do the familiarising process at night through the phone when both of you close from work and see where it leads to.

Each to his own.

That’s a nice idea. I’ll try it out. Just that I wasn’t really thinking of relationship again this year but I’ll put in more work.

Thanks boss.

Calibrator:
Where we go to repair cars or are you talking about another place?

Same axis that link to the famed Ladipo international spare parts market and several other factories where females of several ages pass to work morning and evening shifts?

Do you know how many female apprentices cum female shop attendants are in Amu/Cash building materials market alone?

For every thirty minutes, you spend in this particular environment you just mentioned, you will see at least five approachable female for a guy of 25 years but I guess you don't have any game because everything you just wrote up there is an excuse to hide your inadequate wooing game.

Get your game up!

You expect someone like me to start wooing ladies that are going to work😂😂😂

In this busy Lagos😂😂😂 it can only work at night bro but you won’t see any. Tbvh

Calibrator:
Where we go to repair cars or are you talking about another place?

Same axis that link to the famed Ladipo international spare parts market and several other factories where females of several ages pass to work morning and evening shifts?

Do you know how many female apprentices cum female shop attendants are in Amu/Cash building materials market alone?



For every thirty minutes, you spend in this particular environment you just mentioned, you will see at least five approachable female for a guy of 25 years but I guess you don't have any game because everything you just wrote up there is an excuse to hide your inadequate wooing game.

Get your game up!

Very funny cos they always pass when going to work. Have you passed there by 8pm before😂😂😂
The place is always silent. Like me and my guy were just strolling yesterday and we trekked to gtbank axis. My guy was just asking why the place was silent. Seems all the girls there are Omo get inside cos you’ll only see aboki there. Try taking a walk in the evening.

Starboytwo:
from those place you mention etc like Amu, just take Keke come Palm avenue. From there feed your eyes whatever you like. next time ask for update make them give you.... (ask for) Come VC (Victoria continental) You go see ashawo you go retire.

I know that Victoria continental. Any update about their prices??

Starboytwo:
from those place you mention etc like Amu, just take Keke come Palm avenue. From there feed your eyes whatever you like. next time ask for update make them give you.... (ask for) Come VC (Victoria continental) You go see ashawo you go retire.

Make sense but you no fit Dey waka for road Dey ask for ashawo joint na😂😂😂 it sounds really funny but be like I Dey pass that palm avenue sometimes. Just be say before 7pm all the ladies don enter inside😩 especially that Badejo side. Very silent at night.

Starboytwo:
which place dey kinda remote? Abi eleyi ti fagbo?

Which side you dey for mushin wey remote? Mention the street or area.
No come here come dey whine us.

I dey Mushin like this, talk the place where you dey.

I Dey along fatai atere. Na only that industrial areas sharp. The rest be like villa. Down to mechanic market. Dem just Dey tar that place wey lead to araromi. So you go believe say I know Wetin I Dey yarn.

Uptheante:
I wan give you advice though you mustn't take it.

Hookup will be far more expensive than ashawo.
As for changing style with ashawo, it depends on how much you are willing to add for her apart from the normal price.
Even most hookup girls no go give you styles if you no add more than their basic price.

For instance, if ashawo normal price na 3k per round, if you give her 8k or 10k, she go allow you Bleep different styles for long period.
On the contrary, most hookups will only accept anything from 20k above excluding transport.
Much expensive than ashawo, all of them na still the same toto & the same prostitutes with different titles.

Just go for the ones wey get calm character, & make sure you seal the agreement before the sex begins

The only ashawo place I saw was around challenge which a 🥷 showed me and I don’t know if they’re others. I’ll still check around.