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| What The Hell! by wales(op): 5:34am On Jun 16, 2007 |
At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him," What the hell did you do to your back?" The patient replies, " You know that I am a bouncer at a local nightclub? Well, yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying naked in bed and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my back ". The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says, "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you? " The 2nd patient replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now Doctor? Well yesterday morning was my first dayat my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge." The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients did. The doctor was shocked. Again he asks, " What the hell happened to you?" " Well, actually, I was hiding in a fridge when , suddenly " |
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