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Re: Biblical Creationist Graphics — The Atheist Delusion by OLAADEGBU(m): 5:31am On Nov 19
Why So Many Religions?

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The Bear And The Atheist

The atheist was walking though the woods one day and heard a rustling in the bushes. He looked and it was a bear. He started to run. When he looked behind him the bear was gaining so he concentrating on running faster. he looked again and the bear was almost upon him. Just then he trips.
The bear who is now on top raising his paw fixing to take the atheist life. The atheist hollers out: OH GOD! Just then everything stops moving. It's like everything even the river was frozen in time.

Then a light comes out of the sky and God says:

"You've denied me all of your life and you have even convinced others to deny me. Why should I help you?"

Atheist thought about it and said:

I understand what you are saying, and I agree with you logic and reason in the matter. But can you do this one thing for me before you go? God says: What is it? Make the bear a Christian.

God says:

Okay. Light goes away, bear brings his paw down and sits next to the atheist.

The atheist is very pleased with himself and thinks:

I just outsmarted God.

Just then the bear brings his paws together and prays:

Lord bless this food I am about to receive. ~ Issac

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The Story Of A Sailor

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Sailor

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Sailor story

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Dare To Be A Daniel

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Beware Behemoth

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Show me a sign

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