Akpan again
Husband and wife are arguing over sex. Husband says sex is work and wife says sex is pleasure. Akpan the house help was invited for his view and responded thus ' Oga, sex na pleasure o, becos if na work, u for don call me make I do am'!
Naseer, the Arab Student
Nasser sends an e-mail to his dad thus;
Dear Dad,
Berlin is wonderful, people here are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to drive to my college with with my Gold Mercedes, when all my teachers arrive by train.
Your son, Naseer
Dad replies; Loving son, $20m transferred to your account. Please stop embarrasing us, go and get yourself a train too

Valentine Blues

Last Val, a wife bought 2 dozens of men's brief of the same colour for her husband. Husband protests 'why did you buy d same colour? People will think I do not change underwears'

Wife asks "Which people?"