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What if i'm ur stepfather will u tell ur father

What if i'm ur stepfather,will u tell ur father?

What if this b***hes could learn how 2 love a n***a right & stay off those d**ks, then i'll be thinkin of aving a number 1 chick

what if dora was never heading NAFDAC?
how much fake drugs wuld be in naijas map?

what if sauce kid never sang sanbori bobo
wuld his album be mentioned in nairaland?
what if dissin was not part of rap?
wuld ruggedman have made a mark?

what if tpain sang with his voice?
wuld he sound gud or b a pack of noise?

what if everbody's life could be like mine
what if a miracle should happen today

what if everybody was one gender

What if the climate was normal with no depletion in the ozone layer?/
geographically, could that change the world like John Mayer?/
what if gbade never took the pen and spat metaphors?/
i probably won't feel a verse, not knowing what a letter's for!/

What if the whites decided2 b like us and not develop,would we know there was a place apart 4rm africa?

what if nigerian scientist started NUCLEAR project

What if u had a chance to be God like bruce almighty?
Would you overlook satan's sins and take his attrocities lightly?

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what if fash shuld stop arresting the youths?
what if he starts arresting the robbers with bullet proof?
and reduce tha sound of bullets over our roofs?

what if there were no feminine gender?
wuld u be a gay or a bloody self-servicer?

what if there was no orgasm in sex?
what if there was no heaven or hell?
wuld u go to church at the sound of the bell?
what if naija was not blessed with crude oil?
wuld we have companies investing like shell?

What if i become the next president of Nigeria


What if there were no musics

what if we can have sex like the chicken? u see a girl and just run after her like the chcken does?

what if money grow on trees?

@tope
lmao

what if we all walk naked? sex will just be a daily activity

What if money grew on trees?/
then girls will marry monkeys!!!/

no offence ladies, much l.uv to y'all

What if men were God? Would we have resources and still hoard?
What if there were no Nuhu Ribadu? Wetin Tafa and Alameisagha for do?
What if Abacha had not died? Wouldn't all Nigerians be tired and tied?
What if Abiola no follow die? Niaja for better pass as e be, abi na lie?
What if Nigeria is still a colonized nation? What if? I wonder,

What if i no be poet like dejahvu? Walahi, this one pass kung fu.

What if etteh was really in office 2 serve us,wld she really renovate her house with 628m

wat if notting like exam xisted, or better still, notting like sch.
wat if there was notting like relationship or better still notting like marriage, we probably will just f, k any body we meet and move on

what if death comes immediately after ejaculation?
wuld u have sex and face condemnation?
what if there was no hiv infection?
sex wuld always be our topic of dicussion?
what if i shuld rule the nation?
enough fun wuld exist for our generation?

what if there was no hiv protection during sex?
wuld u have sex with shakira and eva mendez?
even if they told u they are infected?



men i wuld think about it

what if naija police shuld refuse bribe?
wuld u be free or in jail doing time?

what if english and making sense was not the problem of eedris?
with a good delivery he will be one of the best running the streets?

po deep where u @ we started this thread no u don waka, post something

What if we didnt have privilege to cell phones and regular phones


What if there was Nland

What if Koro had won Lagos election?
Would the agberos have ruled along side him?

What if Coach Tella was a white man?
Sure he wont be given Berti's job?

What if an European referre officiated in d U-17 final?
Sure FIFA wouldn't have done something dismal?

What if Spain won the U-17 world-cup?
Sure that racist commentator wont feel on top?

What if PO deep decided to turn a footballer instead of a poet?
Who wouldn't after watching the eaglets' feat?

what if there were no cd pirates?
wuld u buy a jazzman cd for a thousand naira rate?
or rather take ur girl to a cinema on a date
and watch jack sparrow acting as a pirate

What if there were no laws?
Wld there be crime?

What if there were no in-laws?
Wld u your dowry pay a dime?

What if there were no poem to do?
Wld i have known dejavuh?