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How Perfect Am I? by Nobody: 6:39pm On Nov 26, 2020
Thanks for reading. Today I'll be revealing my real physical features that makes every woman drool over me. Below are some of the features I possess
-Tall & fair
-Six packs & muscles
-Handsome with pink socculent & soft lips
-Dick: Hulk size
-S** duration: 4hrs
-Level of wealth: Filthy rich with 3 Benzes, 2 G wagon,4 Ferraris & 3 rolls royces. Landed properties at banana island & UK. 2 private jets & 6 invesments
-Am so loving & caring
-Give my lady breakfast in bed
-Net worth: €80 Billion
-Give my girlfriend €1 million monthly, €50,000 weekly
-Am hardworking & intelligent
-Boss of 3 companies
-Philantropist and lover of kids
-Hate alcohol
-Never smoked before
-Holder of 2 masters degree
-Love being around people
-Good at kungfu, shaolin & taekwondo
-Have no babymama & ex
-Can speak 15 languages
-Good at mathematics. Infact am Einstien the II
-Quiet and funny
-Never boring
-Treat ladies like precious gems
-Never laid my hands on any lady
-100% Virgin
what else is missing? Am indeed every ladies dream aint I
Re: How Perfect Am I? by WoundedLamb: 7:10pm On Nov 26, 2020
So what will now make the relationship exciting?

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Re: How Perfect Am I? by Organsmuggler(f): 8:57pm On Nov 26, 2020
rawbish! undecided

Re: How Perfect Am I? by Nobody: 11:08am On Nov 27, 2020
Organsmuggler:
rawbish! undecided
Hater!!! tongue
Re: How Perfect Am I? by Nobody: 11:10am On Nov 27, 2020
WoundedLamb:
So what will now make the relationship exciting?
You getting out of my life
Re: How Perfect Am I? by WoundedLamb: 3:30pm On Nov 27, 2020
Jasonharvey:

You getting out of my life

Sorry.
Re: How Perfect Am I? by Nobody: 6:32pm On Nov 28, 2020
Jasonharvey:
Thanks for reading. Today I'll be revealing my real physical features that makes every woman drool over me. Below are some of the features I possess
-Tall & fair
-Six packs & muscles
-Handsome with pink socculent & soft lips
-Dick: Hulk size
-S** duration: 4hrs
-Level of wealth: Filthy rich with 3 Benzes, 2 G wagon,4 Ferraris & 3 rolls royces. Landed properties at banana island & UK. 2 private jets & 6 invesments
-Am so loving & caring
-Give my lady breakfast in bed
-Net worth: €80 Billion
-Give my girlfriend €1 million monthly, €50,000 weekly
-Am hardworking & intelligent
-Boss of 3 companies
-Philantropist and lover of kids
-Hate alcohol
-Never smoked before
-Holder of 2 masters degree
-Love being around people
-Good at kungfu, shaolin & taekwondo
-Have no babymama & ex
-Can speak 15 languages
-Good at mathematics. Infact am Einstien the II
-Quiet and funny
-Never boring
-Treat ladies like precious gems
-Never laid my hands on any lady
-100% Virgin
what else is missing? Am indeed every ladies dream aint I


Imaginary cry
Re: How Perfect Am I? by Nobody: 9:39am On Nov 29, 2020
mename:


Imaginary cry
Hater!!!...Start hittin' the gym and avoid weed tongue cheesy

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