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| Can I Go To Hell Instead? by PHEESAYOUR(op): 1:48pm On Jul 01, 2007 |
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams Oh my God, "says the old lady, "now what is happening?" "Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo." "I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell." "You can't go there, "says St. Peter. "You'll be R*aped and sodomized." "Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that !" |
| Re: Can I Go To Hell Instead? by mimiko(f): 4:57pm On Jul 02, 2007 |
nice! woman wey don Hot for years before |
| Re: Can I Go To Hell Instead? by funty(f): 7:28pm On Jul 02, 2007 |
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! |
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