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Surviving Life Abroad, For Dummies

This is the new thread.

You know what to do.

Eewooo!!!! Naijababe no sabi dodo o

We were talking about football, Arsenal, Wenger, and that obnoxious little toad, that awesome Catalan, Cesc Fabregays (spit!) and whether Arsenal will catchup with ManU and take Premier League Cup this season.

Naijababe is having coniptions, heart palpitations just thinking about this.  I am worried.  

^ Somebody warn this missy ehn! Don't start what you can't finish o 

naijababe:
Eewooo!!!! Naijababe no sabi dodo o  

 Don't make me dig up links to posts where you threatened to kick peoples' butts o.  Were you just talking tough?  How did you get the name Bad-A.s.s Awori Chick? Fess up and shame the devil.  

I am still working on lyrics to these, so no worries.  
http://www.youtube.com//v/1i7MaQPbSoA
http://www.youtube.com//v/DNpa7PrAvjI

In the meantime, tell us about your life in Kilt-land.  Do you run into Naijas there?  Do you go around kicking random people's arses?  May I see your, "Kiss Me, I'm Awori" T-Shirt?

May I see your, "Kiss Me, I'm Awori" T-Shirt?

Classic! I should get one made 

Scotland's alright, been to Glasgow, schooled in Edinburgh (loved it, hated leaving  )  and ended up in da granite city. When I moved here a few years ago, there weren't many Nigerians, but we don flood the place now which is great because I don't have to pay so much for Garri and plantain as I used to.

Scotland's very picturesque and considered to be colder than other parts of the UK but I can't honestly tell the difference (unless someone can tell me the difference between 5 deg C and -1 deg C)

I find the Scots a lot more amiable than the English but damn the accents! There's like 3 in Aberdeen alone, I love being in Scotland and I guess if I move today, I'd only be heading for Lasgidi

[flash=500,500]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/5NPBIwQyPWE[/flash]

Girls wont you fork me for freeeeeeeeee

[flash=700,600]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/pl_83JaVREU[/flash]

Wash your a. sses more and wear deodorant.

and stop wearing white shoes!!!!!

MandingoII:
Wash your a. sses more and wear deodorant.

and stop wearing white shoes!!!!!

And you and your people, take a shower atleast twice a day, stop using cheap cologne to mask your BO, get a job, go to school, learn how to design a website, visit www.blackplanet.com more often, be more responsible, learn how to write and speak something else other than ebonics.



Nuff said for now

oh pluuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeee



naijababe ko togolese babe niiiiiiiiiiiii