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Funny by dealordea(m): 11:47pm On May 30, 2011 |
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man and I wear the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Heck," he said, "I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to be until your attitude changes!" |
Re: Funny by lysaa(f): 11:49pm On May 30, 2011 |
NICE one lol |
Re: Funny by mikuz(m): 11:56pm On May 30, 2011 |
*switches his torch ON and continues looking for the joke* |
Re: Funny by mikuz(m): 11:58pm On May 30, 2011 |
*he couldn't find it no matter how hard he tried and so he hisses,leaves the room and bangs the door after him* |
Re: Funny by LawChick: 2:10am On Jun 02, 2011 |
Mikuz cant find the joke cuz it flew out of the window |
Re: Funny by Nobody: 9:41am On Jun 05, 2011 |
lol Very Funny! |
Re: Funny by olawalebabs(m): 11:30am On Jun 05, 2011 |
Lol, am sure mikuz will not find the joke. Keep searching till christ come |
Re: Funny by Dangello(m): 3:21pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
olawalebab: Must have been seen by him now, |
Re: Funny by cynthoney(f): 3:41pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
@Poster, nice one! dont mind mikuz, he cant c any joke cos he is joke-blind |
Re: Funny by Dangello(m): 1:51pm On Jun 09, 2011 |
cynthoney: |
Re: Funny by yinkalink(f): 5:46pm On Jun 09, 2011 |
cynthoney: i totally agree nice joke |
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