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TEACHER: IF I GAVE YOU 2 CATS, AND ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven Sir

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,

how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven!!!

Very angry Teacher: Where the be phuck with do you get seven from?!?!?

Very angry Johnny: Because I phuckin have one cat at home 

na true the boy talk nah

lol

you dey mind the teacher

bobbyray:
you dey mind the teacher

oh please! do u tink its everyone who doesn't know u're d teacher?

yinkalink:
oh please! do u tink its everyone who doesn't know u're d teacher?

yinka, me i kno undastand ur english ooo

i meant i know u're d teacher. simple!

haha haha yinka, then u av to come enroll in ma scool then

bobbyray:
haha haha yinka, then u av to come enroll in ma scool then

K i will
But to learn wat exactly?
Ao to ask stupid questions?
Lol

maybe!

everythin it upside down nowadays

kk


so when is school resuming sir?

Lolzz

yinkalink:
kk


so when is school resuming sir?

d question shud have been how much u gonna pay for the fee

Ok sir
Aw much is my school fees?

i'll say 1 weekend bodywork everymonth till the end of the school or its equivalent

ok, but its my sweetheart El Guapo dat is goin to pae
dont b scared, he weighs just 20,000 pounds
u guys should get together just fine

now dats a real joke,
El wetin?? do u think it is WWF?

Lol
NEWS FLASH!!!

Sweetheart,u‘r in d jokes section

thanks for callin moi aback, i was begining to plan for new scool session

Lol
Oya go back to school,start preparing ao syllabus

Yinkalink: : Come help me with the garden.
bobbyray: : What do u think I am? A gardener?
Yinkalink: : Come fix the toilet faucet.
bobbyray: What do u think I am? A plumber?
Yinkalink: : Come fix the door handle.
bobbyray: What do u think I am? A carpenter?
bobbyray: went out, But when he came back, he saw that everything was fixed, The garden,toilet faucet & the door handle. He asked Yinkalink who had done it?
Yinkalink said it is El Guapo, the neighbour, but he gave me 2 options,
Either to make him a burger or have sex with him,
bobbyray: I'm sure, u gave him a burger!
Yinkalink: :What do u think I am? McDonalds??
bobbyray:

I went for confession after the holy mass on sunday and here it goes:

father forgive me for i have sinned
the priest asked me son what is your sin,
then i told him that someone sent a pornografik clip to my bb and i watched it,
the father said, if you could forward the clip to my fone your sins shall be forgiven

[color=#990000]I went for confession after the holy mass on sunday and here it goes:

father forgive me for i have sinned Embarrassed
the priest asked me son what is your sin,
then i told him that someone sent a pornografik clip to my bb and i watched it, Cry Cry
the father said, if you could forward the clip to my fone your sins shall be forgiven Shocked Shocked[/color]


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bobbyray:
Yinkalink: : Come help me with the garden.
bobbyray: : What do u think I am? A gardener?
Yinkalink: : Come fix the toilet faucet.
bobbyray: What do u think I am? A plumber?
Yinkalink: : Come fix the door handle.
bobbyray: What do u think I am? A carpenter?
bobbyray: went out, But when he came back, he saw that everything was fixed, The garden,toilet faucet & the door handle. He asked Yinkalink who had done it?
Yinkalink said it is El Guapo, the neighbour, but he gave me 2 options,
Either to make him a burger or have sex with him,
bobbyray: I'm sure, u gave him a burger!
Yinkalink: :What do u think I am? McDonalds??
bobbyray:

frabel:
sacrilage

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