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Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 9:47am On Jun 06, 2011
TEACHER: IF I GAVE YOU 2 CATS, AND ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven Sir

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,

how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven!!!

Very angry Teacher: Where the be phuck with do you get seven from?!?!?

Very angry Johnny: Because I phuckin have one cat at home  grin grin grin
Re: Simple Arithmetic by skypon2002(m): 11:40am On Jun 06, 2011
na true the boy talk nah grin grin grin
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 5:39pm On Jun 06, 2011
lol
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 8:28am On Jun 07, 2011
you dey mind the teacher
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 8:38am On Jun 07, 2011
bobbyray:

you dey mind the teacher

oh please! do u tink its everyone who doesn't know u're d teacher? tongue tongue undecided
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 8:46am On Jun 07, 2011
yinkalink:

oh please! do u tink its everyone who doesn't know u're d teacher? tongue tongue undecided
yinka, me i kno undastand ur english ooo undecided
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 8:47am On Jun 07, 2011
i meant i know u're d teacher. simple! wink wink wink
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 9:08am On Jun 07, 2011
haha haha yinka, then u av to come enroll in ma scool then wink
Re: Simple Arithmetic by Natasha2(f): 9:28am On Jun 07, 2011
lolz
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 12:26pm On Jun 07, 2011
bobbyray:

haha haha yinka, then u av to come enroll in ma scool then wink


K i will
But to learn wat exactly?
Ao to ask stupid questions?
Lol
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 8:01am On Jun 08, 2011
maybe!

everythin it upside down nowadays wink
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 8:40am On Jun 08, 2011
kk


so when is school resuming sir?
Re: Simple Arithmetic by Dangello(m): 12:09pm On Jun 08, 2011
Lolzz
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 1:36pm On Jun 08, 2011
yinkalink:

kk


so when is school resuming sir?
d question shud have been how much u gonna pay for the fee grin
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 2:55pm On Jun 08, 2011
Ok sir
Aw much is my school fees?
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 3:46pm On Jun 08, 2011
grin
i'll say 1 weekend bodywork everymonth till the end of the school or its equivalent wink
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 5:07pm On Jun 08, 2011
ok, but its my sweetheart El Guapo dat is goin to pae
dont b scared, he weighs just 20,000 pounds
u guys should get together just fine
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 6:11pm On Jun 08, 2011
now dats a real joke,
El wetin?? do u think it is WWF?
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 6:43pm On Jun 08, 2011
Lol
NEWS FLASH!!!

Sweetheart,u‘r in d jokes section
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 7:00pm On Jun 08, 2011
thanks for callin moi aback, i was begining to plan for new scool session grin grin
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 5:39am On Jun 09, 2011
Lol
Oya go back to school,start preparing ao syllabus
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 9:35am On Jun 11, 2011
Yinkalink: : Come help me with the garden. smiley
bobbyray: : What do u think I am? A gardener? angry
Yinkalink: : Come fix the toilet faucet. smiley
bobbyray: What do u think I am? A plumber? angry
Yinkalink: : Come fix the door handle. smiley
bobbyray: What do u think I am? A carpenter? angry
bobbyray: went out, But when he came back, he saw that everything was fixed, The garden,toilet faucet & the door handle. He asked Yinkalink who had done it?
Yinkalink said it is El Guapo, the neighbour, but he gave me 2 options,
Either to make him a burger or have sex with him, undecided
bobbyray: I'm sure, u gave him a burger! smiley
Yinkalink: :What do u think I am? McDonalds?? grin
bobbyray: shocked shocked
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 1:51pm On Jun 14, 2011
I went for confession after the holy mass on sunday and here it goes:

father forgive me for i have sinned embarassed
the priest asked me son what is your sin,
then i told him that someone sent a pornografik clip to my bb and i watched it, cry cry
the father said, if you could forward the clip to my fone your sins shall be forgiven shocked shocked
Re: Simple Arithmetic by frabel: 2:18pm On Jun 14, 2011
[color=#990000]I went for confession after the holy mass on sunday and here it goes:

father forgive me for i have sinned Embarrassed
the priest asked me son what is your sin,
then i told him that someone sent a pornografik clip to my bb and i watched it, Cry Cry
the father said, if you could forward the clip to my fone your sins shall be forgiven Shocked Shocked
[/color]


sacrilage
Re: Simple Arithmetic by yinkalink(f): 5:38pm On Jun 14, 2011
bobbyray:

Yinkalink: : Come help me with the garden. smiley
bobbyray: : What do u think I am? A gardener? angry
Yinkalink: : Come fix the toilet faucet. smiley
bobbyray: What do u think I am? A plumber? angry
Yinkalink: : Come fix the door handle. smiley
bobbyray: What do u think I am? A carpenter? angry
bobbyray: went out, But when he came back, he saw that everything was fixed, The garden,toilet faucet & the door handle. He asked Yinkalink who had done it?
Yinkalink said it is El Guapo, the neighbour, but he gave me 2 options,
Either to make him a burger or have sex with him, undecided
bobbyray: I'm sure, u gave him a burger! smiley
Yinkalink: :What do u think I am? McDonalds?? grin
bobbyray: shocked shocked


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bobbyray(m): 7:57am On Jul 22, 2011
frabel:

sacrilage

who komit am/??
Re: Simple Arithmetic by DAVE5(m): 12:36am On Jul 23, 2011
me
Re: Simple Arithmetic by bright007(f): 6:10am On Jul 23, 2011
*no comments**
Re: Simple Arithmetic by dani1luv: 7:32am On Jul 23, 2011
thumbs up

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