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Donating by UZORY007: 10:44am On Jun 06, 2011 |
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called the lawyer up. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $400,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um, no." "--or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stuttered an apology but was interrupted, "--or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her broke with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea, " On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again: "So, if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?!! |
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