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The Statue by kingPINN(m): 6:41pm On Aug 03, 2007 |
The Statue A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water." |
Re: The Statue by clemcykul(f): 2:58pm On Aug 06, 2007 |
ohhhh dear does it now mean dat the womans husband is also banger anyway bangers know themselves at least the guy is cnsiderate. but if it were you i know u would have flogged the livn day out the guys kondo! |
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