₦airaland Forum

Adding to my chronicles of living beside Nigeria.

Add my own known and tested cleanses

Pile (Jedi Jedi)

Buy scent leaf 100 naira.
Wash and put it in a kettle
Add slices of lime, pour water
Boil and drink.

Aloe Vera, cut it into tiny pieces
Pour it in a cup add water and drink


Cucumber and Chinese garlic.
Eat one clove of Chinese garlic everyday
And try to eat cucumber at least twice a week.

Ofio (tigernut)
When hungry for a late night snack
Tigernut and date provide you with roughage fibres that help your intestinal walls.

I hope to write more with time.
Avoid Bread especially The trending ones filled with sugar.
They give us sugar addiction that are hard to fight.
Reduce meat to once a week maybe on Sunday.

For the mind
Eat more of snails and honey they help to reduce blood pressure in this capitalist world.

Relax more, stop going to work on Saturday. Sleep and play with your family money no dey finish.

Cultivate the habit of putting incense I'm your room buy 99 incense from your local aboki shop et. Al
Especially when you live in a rented apartment there are times when the house feels uncomfortable for no reason
Hot and eerie in a kind of way.
Just put two incense and your room will be cleansed.

Shaking People at work and the Fetishism of the Nigeria workspace.
When you come back and you are feeling some how
Pour water in a bucket add salt state your claim and your commands to the water (I'm not religious but you can pray on it)
Change the essence of the water to protect you use it to wash whatever slime have touched u or Shaked your hand.
You can also add your urine to the water and drink a Little

Ash and charcoal is very important in the house when you feel poisoned either from food or an attack eat some ash, drink salt water, or charcoal

Also garlic and bitter kola help ward off evil people. They don't like the smell.


I will keep adding more with time.
As we find a way to live besides Nigeria

Bitter kola and Bitter leaf.

These two plants are very good for the body.
They help in cleansing us
Especially with the Fetishism in the Nigerian workplace and general society.

They shouldn't be far away from you.

Sometimes someone will touch you and you will find your hand heavy or suddenly paining you ( prominent among Yorubas) but not Subject to a particular tribe.
Just look for Bitter kola and chew.
Urinate in a bucket and wash the affected area with it.
Squeeze Bitter leaf and use the juice to rub the affected part and you should get some relief..




CURE FOR PROSTATE.

I Always see the Northerner eating Boiled Cassava and eating with it Yaji(seasoned pepper)
Especially in Moshalashi Alhaja and Agege axis

I didn't know that the cure for prostrate cancer. Especially for the old men in our houses, with pain so bad that they can't even close their legs at night when they sleep
This does wonders for them.

So If you have anyone with prostrate problem, get it for them and also encourage a lot of swimming.

TIGERNUT AND GARLIC

A free bowel is very important.
So when we eat all these things we eat these days and are unable to pass stool.
Out fart becomes terrible and we become constipated.

I eat one clove of garlic everyday.
Buy Tigernuts (#1000) Half paint
Cucumber - 100/200 ( One or twice a week)
Fennel seeds - 50/100 once a week

These lubricate and cleanse my bowels.
Reducing belly fats