An Ijebu pastor and his wife interviewed their pregnant maid.
Pastor's wife: who is responsible for your pregnancy?
Maid: You, Daddy (pointing to the pastor) don't you remember when I was making your bed?
Pastor: In Ijebu dialect - ' A fi yen' ( meaning except that).
Maid: What of when I was in the bathroom?
Pastor: A tun fi yen (meaning and except that).
Maid: What of the one when you came to my room?
Pastor: A de tun fi yen (meaning and except that also).
Pastor's wife: (terribly surprised) for God's sake how many ''except that'' make one pregnancy?