What does your current phone say about you…
Disclaimer: hehehe this is only for fun and nothing to be taken with too much seriousness.



The iPhone users- the trend lovers, ahh…these set of humans love trend. They are not necessarily gamers, they love photography only because they like show off. It’s not their fault anyways; you can’t have an iPhone and not take sweet pictures. If only they know they amount of sheer processing power that is contained in their devices . These people are mostly influencers, bloggers and trend setters, I do not believe they fancy hard sweaty work.

The Samsung users- depending on the class…these users are our classy humans, they love trends bit don’t like too much showoff. The Galaxy users are the coolest people you will meet on planet Earth. They are confident, know what they want and are most likely work at a bank, they can also be writers or forex traders and sometimes photographers. They love trends but their zeal for class overshadows every other thing.

The itel user- hahaha, these are our born and bred Nigerians.. hustlers in all ramifications, these people love money and do not give much pig’s fart about class.. their motto is hustle and money first. They are mostly parents anyways hahaha… parts are readily available for them because these humans are money driven and do not want to have their work slowed down. They also understand Nigeria which is why they love big batteries. Performance does not concern them in any way,

Tecno and Infinix users- our very own “buy because parts dey” .. these sets of humans love class and trend but do not like spending too much; they are the in-betweeners. They do the normal jobs: teaching, banking, sales.. these people do not like too much tech stress. The techies among them do not want “part no dey” scenarios.

The vivo, Redmi, Umidigi, oppo users- ourp enlightened ones… the humans who spend time analysing specs and performance before buying.. you can’t fool these techies, they possess the Know how; after all they are the bad boys of tech. I bet you their motto is “ my money for value”. Availability of parts do not scare them, they know how to use Alibaba and escrow very well. They are also the most patient phone users on earth. They know what their device offers and do not stress too much.

The outkitel and other strange human beings- give a hand for our mysterious humans. Strange define these people. They are like our enlightened ones just somewhat stranger.. fear them.
These humans would want to buy an iPhone 13 class device for just 50k. They like performance but do not like to spend much. Very strange set of humans. They Know parts do not exist, yet they buy…haba… hahaha fear them oo.

Your very own Sparrow
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I'm a proud TECNO Camon 18 premier user

Jacku:
I'm a proud TECNO Camon 18 premier user

THE PHONE DEY HEAT? HOW BATTERY AND CAMERA?

Pixel users nko?

Say No more

queenemelda:
Pixel users nko?

No much noise they're on a low key

Gionee not mentioned?

Obascoetubi:
THE PHONE DEY HEAT? HOW BATTERY AND CAMERA?

everything soft

Well, I was here
tecno marketers would soon flood here, opps one has even commented before me

You're on point bro. I'm using Redmi Note 11 pro 5G. I can analyse spec die ��

I use the Tecno Pova and it’s a rugged device for me.

Hehehe Accurate asf