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Obituary by nicetohave(m): 10:46pm On Feb 22, 2006
We talk am talk am them no wan hear now the results are out:

Chelsea 1 vs Barca 2

two own goals on both sides, and then the best in africa, Eto'o; putting it beyond the reach of the "kick and follow" team

Chelsea has suffered a fatal heart attack, the burial ceremony will be in Nou camp in 13 days.

fellow Nairaland users please be on the look out for burial arrangements.

on behalf of all Barca fans (and gunners fans too  cheesy) our deepest condolences to Akolawole and other losers fans  cheesy
Re: Obituary by Akolawole(m): 12:48am On Feb 23, 2006
@Nice2Have

My team "kick & Follow"

1) We beat Liverpool by 4 goal in Anfield( their biggest loss in 36 years)
2) We outclass them by 2 goals in Stamford bridge
3) We beat Arsenal 2-1 to win Charity Shield
4) We beat Arsenal at Stamford bridge
5) We disgraced them again by beating them by 2 goals in Highbury


WHAT A KICK AND FOLLOW FOOTBALL?
Re: Obituary by bolaoni(m): 1:12pm On Feb 23, 2006
Oga has it ever occured to you that:

at a time Arsenal was unbeaten and couldn't make any impact in Europe

United was crushing all oppositions in England and fumbling in Europe.

Chelsea can be beating any team in England because this is their own era but we are talking about Europe this time around.

Chelsea in no match for Barca ANYDAY ANYTIME!

So Oga, I hope ur heart is beating normally now coz I am sure you would have suffered some bouts of attack yesterday. Pele so ti gbo! tongue

RIP CHELSEA!

Of a truth, Barca na master tongue
Re: Obituary by Akolawole(m): 4:03pm On Feb 23, 2006
bolaoni:

Of a truth, Barca na master tongue

I agree but they must WIN fairly.



bolaoni:

Chelsea can be beating any team in England because this is their own era but we are talking about Europe this time around.

What is in Europe ? Chelsea once win European Winners , two-times UEFA cup Semi-finalists.
Re: Obituary by nicetohave(m): 3:22am On Feb 24, 2006
Akolawole:

I agree but they must WIN fairly.

aaah, at last! and we did win FAIRLY, afterall we have a clear penalty that was not awarded us yet we still showed class, he he cheesy
Re: Obituary by bolaoni(m): 1:36pm On Feb 24, 2006
Akolawole:


What is in Europe ? Chelsea once win European Winners , two-times UEFA cup Semi-finalists.


Which year did they win the European Cup. Mind you we can talk of teams that have been perenial finalists in European Cups.
Re: Obituary by lowo(m): 1:49pm On Feb 24, 2006
we (GUNNERS) inflicted wounds upon chelsea for NINE(9) solid years , The pathectic one was when Kanu scored 3 good goals in 15 minutes, aganst you blues. King Kanu bad boy,
Any time and day gunners are your PAPA
Re: Obituary by Akolawole(m): 10:24pm On Feb 24, 2006
@BolaOni

Check it out in your record book; European cup winners cup( it is no more in existence now)
Re: Obituary by teeroy(m): 11:00am On Feb 28, 2006
akolawole, please can u tell me when u started supporting chelsea, and please this is not a double-edged question. i just want to know, honestly.
Re: Obituary by Akolawole(m): 2:21pm On Mar 01, 2006
@ Teeroy
This the third time people will ask me this.

I became a TRUE BLUE during Ruud Gullit era, i am not "asewo" like Nice2Have who changes club like,

But 95% of my friends are Gunners.
Re: Obituary by vichel(m): 6:43pm On Mar 01, 2006
I actually liked chelsea one time, but they kept having their ass whooped by everybody else, but when Murinho came on board, he fired everybody who kept the team among the top five in the Premiership. He made them look useless and second class citizens, and as such, the ones left started getting into their head that they were the best in the world, Until Yakubu and Boro gave them a shock of their Lives 4-o grin grin grin. And now Barca has started the dismantling of Chelsea cheesy cheesy cool
Re: Obituary by nicetohave(m): 3:32am On Mar 03, 2006
Akolawole:

@ Teeroy
This the third time people will ask me this.

I became a TRUE BLUE during Ruud Gullit era, i am not "asewo" like Nice2Have who changes club like,

But 95% of my friends including my Patner are Gunners.

Na so o Kola, na money for hand back for ground but i will nefer be a chelsea fan even if they want my back for ground for all the money they can offer, afterall "ashawo" too dey get klass smiley
Re: Obituary by Akolawole(m): 4:25pm On Mar 03, 2006
@Nicy
Really!

When money talks, principle dey go the other way
Re: Obituary by nicetohave(m): 5:16am On Mar 05, 2006
anyway blue gives me the blues, your guys are not dark enough i prefer navy  cheesy

R.I.P chelsea

date of demise: March 7th 2006

sad event took place at Nou camp, barcelona

body will be transported back to stamford bridge for final interment
Re: Obituary by Rhodalyn(f): 1:07pm On Mar 05, 2006
nicetohave, this is soo funny cheesy cheesy cheesy

our deepest condolences to Akolawole and other losers fans
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Obituary by Akolawole(m): 8:02pm On Mar 05, 2006
@Nicy

I dey hear you
Re: Obituary by nicetohave(m): 3:00pm On Mar 07, 2006
a "pre mortem" message from Jose and chelsea to Akolawole and all other losers fans:

http://www.uefa.com/competitions/UCL/news/Kind=1/newsId=400324.html

please cry not for us after the match like those who do not have hope; we shall return next season (only to lose to Barcelona again  embarassedcheesy
Re: Obituary by nicetohave(m): 1:25pm On Mar 08, 2006
Barcelona 1 (3) vs Chelsea 1 (2)

Adieu loud mouths.

we'll meet again next year cheesy

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