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A burglar breaks into Mr. & Mrs. K's house at late night. Inside, he finds the couple in bed. He ordered Mr. K out of the bed and tied him to a chair. While binding Mrs. K to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kissed her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, Mr. K whispered over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probabl, y spent a lot of time in jail & I'm sure he hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, please don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong honey. I love you!'

His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute. He asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.

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