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Help! by adbaby(op): 2:57pm On Aug 16, 2007
At the site, one lone survivor sat with his back against a tree, chewing on a bone. As he tossed the bone onto a huge pile of bones he noticed the rescue team.

"Thank God!" he cried out in relief. "I am saved!"

The rescue team did not move, as they were in shock, seeing the pile of human bones beside the one survivor. Obviously he had eaten his comrades. The survivor saw the horror on their faces and hung his head in shame.

"You can't judge me for this!" he insisted. "I had to survive. Is it so wrong that I want to live?"

The leader of the rescue team stepped forward, shaking his head in disbelief. "I won't judge you for doing what was necessary to survive, but my God man, your plane only went down yesterday!"
Re: Help! by marlet01(m): 3:37pm On Aug 16, 2007
*clears throat*
Re: Help! by adjain(m): 3:22pm On Dec 16, 2007
while men slept, their friend came and ate them.

He's got a healthy appetite, though.

I wouldn't mind taking him out for dinner

Guess what we are having for dinner??
Re: Help! by Migines(m): 7:07pm On Dec 16, 2007
Guts
Re: Help! by clemcykul(f): 9:23am On Dec 17, 2007
hmmmmm huh he ate the rest?

@poster i beg no chop us ohhh huh so na u be clifford orji god fada?
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