₦airaland Forum

By Cjay

When OBJ was campaigning for Umaru Yar Adua, the man fell ill and had to be taken overseas for medical care.

Questions were flying everywhere without answers. It got so bad that it was speculated that Yar Adua had died.

OBJ was on a campaign podium and called Yar Adua on phone and asked, to the applause of their supporters,

"Umoru, are you dead?"
The crowd roared when they heard their candidate's voice on the phone over the speakers. We, the supporters were very relieved.

It didn't end there. Yar Adua challenged his detractors to a game of squash to prove his fitness for office.

So we went to the polls and massively elected Yar Adua. He became president. And he got ill and drama started. Drama that almost derailed the nation.

Jonathan came and went and we yet again elected a Buhari whose health we all suffered and are suffering for. Today, the FG HAS REFUSED to disclose how much Buhari's medical tours have cost this nation.

As if that was not enough, we had to contend with the matter of Jubrin of Sudan. Many of us are still unsure if the Buhari we have is the Buhari we voted in 2015.

Now, we are back where we started. In place of the squash challenge, we now have a challenge to ride bicycle...or tricycle or exercise bike.

Someone has got a brainwave that the best proof of life is a seven-second video of a man that looks like the great Bola Ahmed Tinubu riding a tricycle to show that he has the fitness and mental alertness to lead 200 million people

I know this not Tinubu. How can Tinubu come this low. I don't believe this

Let vote right

U igbos will cry fire

Go n start preparing for Biafra or death

BATified2023:
U igbos will cry fire

Go n start preparing for Biafra or death

Hmmmm

Have seen people do crazy things for money and power so Tinubu is no exception

BATified2023:
U igbos will cry fire

Go n start preparing for Biafra or death

Be careful

BATified2023:
U igbos will cry fire

Go n start preparing for Biafra or death

Chief Urchin have spoken
Hope you have had your agbado and melecin today?

Holybaddo:
Have seen people do crazy things for money and power so Tinubu is no exception

I dey tell u