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[color=#0066ff]A man is stumbling
through the bush totally drunk and then he comes
upon a Bishop baptizing
people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently
bumps into the Bishop.
The Bishop turns around and is almost overcome
by the smell of booze.
Whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to
find Jesus?'
'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the Bishop grabs him and deeps him
in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk,
Brother have you found Jesus?'
The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The Bishop, shocked with the answer,
deeps him into the water again, but for a bit longer
this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks
again, 'Have you found Jesus, my brother?'
The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not found
Jesus.'
By this time the Bishop is worried and so he deeps
the drunk in the water again, but this time he
holds him down for about 30 seconds.
When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs
struggling for breath, the
Bishop pulls him up. The Bishop asks the drunk
again, 'For the love of God, have you found
Jesus?'
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath
and says to the Bishop
'Are you sure this is where JESUS fell in?' [/color]

Guapo. . . . . .before I unleash my wrath upon you . . . .you had better head somewhere and find somethin' useful to do. . . . .Guapo. . . . . .before I unleash my wrath upon you . . . .you had better head somewhere and find somethin' useful to do. . . . .

[color=#0066ff]WTF! Ode must u divulge to the world tru ya post that u were born a stammerer?![/color]

so u don dey uk , abeg on ur return to aba bring me face cap o guapo my boi

Guess you have a different but rather slow logic to the word stammer. . . . . . . Last time I heard when an individual stammers, they tend to have problems releasin' certain vowels dealt in a particular word to be released in a sentence. . .  the A,E,I,O,U gets twisted round their tounge and they have difficulty pronouncin' that particular word. . . . . . . . .

So where I'm gettin' @ is that I repeated the sentence to make sure it got stuck in your head,. . . . . . . But apparently it didnt work. . .  so I guess you'll have to live with bein' $LOW. . .

Boss Ttdiamonds:
Guess you have a different but rather slow logic to the word stammer. . . . . . . Last time I heard when an individual stammers, they tend to have problems releasin' certain vowels dealt in a particular word to be released in a sentence. . .  the A,E,I,O,U gets twisted round their tounge and they have difficulty pronouncin' that particular word. . . . . . . . .

So where I'm gettin' @ is that I repeated the sentence to make sure it got stuck in your head,. . . . . . . But apparently it didnt work. . .  so I guess you'll have to live with bein' $LOW. . .

[color=#0066ff]All these crap jxt to make a useless point?!
Mr why dont u try using ya remaining 5mins at the cafe to watch pórno film, it will help ya a lot!

@ID, We talk later today on YIM![/color]

Okies. . I give up, You're not just stupid. . . . You're possessed by slow ghosts ( ret@rded ghosts ). . . . . .

[color=#0066ff]Believe me Bin gbagbo would be happy at having a fella like u who's more dumb n pathetic as he Is![/color]

lmao
Guy u too much

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldnt have given you a better advice, Plus callin' you silly would be a disgrace to bingbagbo, since you're possessed by r€tarded ghosts,

omg

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]All these crap jxt to make a useless point?!
Mr why dont u try using ya remaining 5mins at the cafe to watch pórno film, it will help ya a lot!

@ID, We talk later today on YIM![/color]

looooool El please i beg no kee me please looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool