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| Newbies On Computer by Nobody: 2:05am On Aug 22, 2011 |
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer.' I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it, --- Customer: I have problems printing in red. Tech support: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah, thank you. --- Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket. --- Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OK. Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah, that one does work. --- Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? --- Customer: I can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. --- Tech support: What antivirus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Tech support: That's not an antivirus program. Customer: Oh, sorry, Internet Explorer. --- Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. --- Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e- mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter "a" in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? --- A female customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support: Are you running it under Windows? Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine." --- And last, but not least, Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager." Customer: I don't have a P. Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: "P", on your keyboard, Bob. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!! |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by ice234: 2:19am On Aug 22, 2011 |
Pee on ur keyboard lol |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by Nobody: 3:08am On Aug 22, 2011 |
Lol |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by kodylicky(f): 8:38am On Aug 22, 2011 |
lmao @ pee on ur keyboard nice one El. |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by Nobody: 8:48am On Aug 22, 2011 |
fanks |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by feelgood(m): 4:36pm On Aug 22, 2011 |
Dear El Guapo, The courtesy to acknowledge that you reproduced my 2006 joke here would have been gracious of you ol chap. See the link below https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-13698.0.html Anyway, nothing spoil. |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by newbride: 5:07pm On Aug 22, 2011 |
O God i am laughing so loud and am at work El no kee me i beg you. |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by StudioCFR(m): 5:14pm On Aug 22, 2011 |
Clears Throat  |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by newbride: 5:22pm On Aug 22, 2011 |
so freaking what if it's a 2006 joke i have not read it before and i just did and i had fun reading it right click on you mouse and click the x by the top right corner of your page goat like you invented the joke shiooo |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by StudioCFR(m): 5:32pm On Aug 22, 2011 |
Nonsense thought i was even reading a text book mtchew Exits Thread |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by StudioCFR(m): 5:44pm On Aug 22, 2011 |
newbride: Dont Hate Me Plz Thank u |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by Nobody: 6:26pm On Aug 22, 2011 |
@-feelgood, bro u dont call it ya joke cos u did dug it somewhere like i did, 2006 - 2011 is a big gap to have this kinda joke posted 100 times by different posters, hope we're cool?! @-Newbride, Welcome dear!  |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by olawalebabs(m): 5:35am On Aug 23, 2011 |
El you try no be small. Archiving 2006 joke for us. Anyway, it make me laugh. Lol |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by kodylicky(f): 8:55am On Aug 23, 2011 |
geeezzzz some ppl just they vex for this thread @stud quit stepping on ppl's toes u may get a punch in return @El pls go n resurrect more funny jokes abeg |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by Nobody: 9:50am On Aug 23, 2011 |
^^ I don turn 'archiveologist' ni?! |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by StudioCFR(m): 9:55am On Aug 23, 2011 |
NEWBRIDE is a newbie with no brain I wont insult him/her back i'm a gentleman *Exits Thread* |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by newbride: 3:07pm On Aug 24, 2011 |
Studio CFR i guess the CF in your name means Certified Foool You did the right thing by exiting the thread, and you are not welcome back IDI*T |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by Nobody: 3:18pm On Aug 24, 2011 |
ROTFLMFAO @ Certified Fool Newbride u wicked no be small! |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by newbride: 5:40pm On Aug 24, 2011 |
, to fools , YES |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by Sophizzy(f): 5:49pm On Aug 24, 2011 |
@OP: Funny. Lol. |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by ice234: 9:29pm On Aug 24, 2011 |
So this is an old joke sef. Copy cat |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by StudioCFR(m): 12:15pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
newbride: See as u wan kill yourself ontop another person matter and i was joking o |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by newbride: 12:22pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
u no joke reach me i was so joking too  i no fit kee mysef for anybori was just making a statement |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by StudioCFR(m): 12:31pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
ok but are u in anyway related to Mr Copy Cat? |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by newbride: 1:49pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
I beg your pardon? |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by olawalebabs(m): 2:29pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
Joke joke joke |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by eghost247(m): 7:06pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
Sighs |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by StudioCFR(m): 10:10pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
newbride: newbride:  |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by kodylicky(f): 8:06am On Aug 26, 2011 |
Y are u making ugly faces |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by olawalebabs(m): 11:24am On Aug 26, 2011 |
i dont understand that |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by StudioCFR(m): 1:05pm On Aug 26, 2011 |
| i dey vex before but now i don cool down |
| Re: Newbies On Computer by olawalebabs(m): 1:42pm On Aug 26, 2011 |
thank God |
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