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Camping Tips by dashkk(op): 7:31pm On Aug 23, 2007
Camping Tips
- Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.

- A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes.

- The best backpacks are named for national parks or mountain ranges. Steer clear of those named for landfills.

- When camping, always wear a long-sleeved shirt. It gives you something to wipe your nose on.

- Take this simple test to see if you qualify for solo camping. Shine a flashlight into one ear. If the beam shines out the other ear, do not go into the woods alone.

- A two-man pup tent does not include two men or a pup.

- A potato baked in the coals for one hour makes an excellent side dish. A potato baked in the coals for three hours makes an excellent hockey puck.

- In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilderness by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic waistband of your underwear.
Re: Camping Tips by Migines(m): 7:36pm On Aug 23, 2007
LOL. Nice kk
Re: Camping Tips by dashkk(op): 8:15pm On Aug 23, 2007
Migines
you are very smart,as soon as i post you have read and post rely.your girl dont need to end her leter with 'please try to rely as soon as possible'
you are my guy
Re: Camping Tips by Migines(m): 8:31pm On Aug 23, 2007
Ha ha. Tanx
Re: Camping Tips by Benjamin702: 6:33pm On Sep 21, 2021
Hey! I tend to think that a little preparation is needed for camping, especially if you are planning it in the cold season or just in an extreme place. Now there is any equipment for this, from tents and tent stove https://hot-tent.com/collections/stoves-for-tents to other equipment, dishes and sleeping bags. All this can make your stay comfortable.
Re: Camping Tips by fadewambe:
nice
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