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I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by olawalebabs(m): 1:53pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Another One Fom The First Lady "I will rather kill myself than to commit suicide" - Dame Patience Jonathan. she made the statement when reacting to question on way to tackle the Boko Haram insurgence. |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by kokoA(m): 2:20pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
silly boy! |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by philip0906(m): 2:22pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
bia if this is a joke stop it. . . |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by Fhemmmy: 2:38pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Lol . . . i beg leave our deal Mama Nigeria oh . . .English is not her first language |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by blacksta(m): 2:39pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Abeg no wonjure me laughter, |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by Demdem(m): 2:48pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
so funny. |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by SisiKill1: 3:04pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
You people clearly don't understand what the Dame is trying to say because you obviously lack understanding of what the first Lady is saying. This usually happens with people who think they are smart because they are brilliant. . . I gotta tell ya, this obvious contempt for the Dame is a glaring disrespect to her person. She is saying that she would rather kill herself than commit suicide, how's that a hard concept to grasps? In the former, YOU KILL YOURSELF and in the latter ONE COMMITS SUICIDE. . . Get it??!! I hope you all change your ways because it is better to be an Intelligent person than a Brilliant human being. |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by blacksta(m): 3:11pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Or maybe she meant - Rather than been manipulated to become a suicide bomber , she would rather kill herself |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by olawalebabs(m): 3:18pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Sisi_Kill:what is the difference between killing oneself and committing suicide 1 Like |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by kokoA(m): 3:19pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Sisi_Kill: meaning? |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by SisiKill1: 3:22pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
olawalebab: kokoA: Are you guys serious??!! Gosh!! I am so shocked right now, you could very well say I am in shock!!! |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by Plutarch: 3:36pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
So its true. A guy that follows Dame Jonathan sent it to me ystday. What is it about woman? Anyway i dont like listening to her 'cos she cant add to me. @Sisi_kill, U describe urself perfectly with what u wrote. I dont think there is any difference btween u n dame. U sound like a typical product of our failed educational system. Whatz d diff btw 'kill myself' n suicide. With less than 1k u can a dictionary |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by Jarus(m): 3:48pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
The exchange between Sisi-kill, olawaleab and kokoA is even funnier than Dame's suicidal grammar. Why is it difficult for people to identify 'sarcasm' in Nigeria? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by Jarus(m): 3:51pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Seriously, however, I believe this is fabricated. I don't believe she said it. |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by kokoA(m): 3:53pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Jarus: lwkmd Na harsh economy the cause am |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by nateevs(m): 3:56pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Is Sisi not joking? I thought it was clear that was pure sarcasm. |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by olawalebabs(m): 4:13pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
kokoA: |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by OmoTier1(m): 4:17pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
she can set the WR as the first First lady bumper , Akoka grama skool |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by phantom(m): 4:20pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
epic!, |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by okadaman2: 4:24pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Sisi_Kill: Nice phrasing and wordplay here sisi Totally love it! |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by olawalebabs(m): 4:25pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by Nobody: 4:28pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Sisi_Kill:Abeg who is more stuupid between you and mrs jonathan ? I think she's got more sense that you to have tried to find another term for killing oneself ! Killing oneself = suicide [ either by bomb or otapiapia ] |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by olawalebabs(m): 4:30pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
I believe Sisi is just trying to make fun of the situation |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by Nobody: 4:37pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Kweke |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by Jarus(m): 4:50pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Na wa o. Imagine how people don't understand simple sarcasm here. This appears more dangerous than Dame's AK47 |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by dapachez: 5:14pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
As much as she has messed up,stop tarnishing her image cos she didn't make that statement it was one of the blunders made by some people from uganda.read the quotes below,the one attributed to her is the last.Sorry peeps! I just can't help bt send dis WHO SAID EDUCATION WASN'T GOOD FOR US?All these from some Ugandan communities >From a Limpopo High School, grammar teacher: "The girl goes to school, goesn't she? >From Brits, somewhere in Rabokala High School teacher: "Both of you three come here!" . >An irritated Soshanguve primary School teacher to a student: "Tomorrow I want you to come with your father, your mother and both your parents!". >On seeing twins enter his office, the deputy principal of Lepelle high School at Marblehall said:" You look together; are you twice, who is copying who? >Notice at a store in Mothutlung: "Open seven days a week and weekends" >Sipho admonished two boys who were arguing:"Don't speak so twice together, man, Speak once upon a time!" >My favourite remains what Julius Malema said: "I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"(y)=D=)) |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by Nobody: 5:24pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Oh, My God, Now I'm beginning to think this should actually be in the jokes section, this is hilarious!!! |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by kokoA(m): 5:40pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
dapachez: Oh my God! lwkmd for office oooo |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by Odunnu: 6:42pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
dapachez:I couldnt stop laffing after this. . . Are you sure it wasnt a Nigerian business man who made that? Gawd!!! ". . . and weekends" (foe emphasis) Choooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by blacksta(m): 8:31pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Gej special
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Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by gists: 8:55pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
I beg, leave sisi mi alone. She should be a stand-up comedian. As for madam dame. . . . . . . speechless |
Re: I Will Rather Kill Myself Than To Commit Suicide by phantom(m): 10:28pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
In the aftermath of the abuja un bomb blasts she said 'i thank all the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment' , |
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