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The Ad by dm(m): 10:17pm On Mar 01, 2006 |
A woman decides that she's had it with trying to find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate who is loyal, rich and a good lover. After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs. He says, "I'm here about your ad." Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do I know you're loyal?" "Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in 'Nam. That's where I lost my arms and legs," he replies. "Well, how do I know you're rich?" she inquires. "I make over $3 million a year. I have my own software company. You can look at my bank statement," he continues. Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands, "Well, how do I know you're a good lover?" He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" |
Re: The Ad by Free(f): 2:51am On Mar 02, 2006 |
Re: The Ad by nightrider: 10:04am On Mar 02, 2006 |
hah haaha haha the guy rang the door bell with his phallus ha haha hahaahhaha |
Re: The Ad by Free(f): 3:09pm On Mar 02, 2006 |
oooh hahahaha |
Re: The Ad by Rhodalyn(f): 3:12pm On Mar 02, 2006 |
Re: The Ad by Z4M4eva(f): 7:51pm On Mar 02, 2006 |
L.O.L |
Re: The Ad by spikelord(m): 8:11am On Mar 13, 2006 |
What did he ring the bell with? |
Re: The Ad by dm(m): 9:36pm On Mar 13, 2006 |
spikelord: nightrider: |
Re: The Ad by Kave(m): 7:21am On Mar 14, 2006 |
He is a software guru, |
Re: The Ad by Ikwikwikwi(m): 3:56pm On Nov 12, 2010 |
dry hoke |
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