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At the beginning of a flight, a stranger was seated next to a little girl on the aircraft. After a few moments of silence he said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'OK - what would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiled.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topicBut let me ask you a question first. Sheep, cows and horses all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a sheep excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat soft patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly taken aback by the question thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'So do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s.h.it?' 

Lol Nice one! He doesn't know shyte just like jackpot.

Nice.

lysaa:
Lol Nice one! He doesn't know shyte just like jackpot.

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lol. . . .nice one there synthesis!

^^^thanx

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Oh My Goodness!

Nice 1 @poster

Dyt:
Chuckles once

Hello Dirt!

Sylve i ll burst ur balls o
*miss u bro,where u bn?*

Nice one

Cool joke.

Dyt:
Sylve i ll burst your balls o
*miss u bro,where u bn?*

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[color=#0066ff]Lool! [/color]