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|Pro Tip For Your Relationship Problems by foolwithmoneyon: 11:20am On Sep 16, 2023
Next time you fight your gf,persuade not with word or violence but use your biological privilege known as manhood. As she starts to rambling nod as if you're listening to her. But what should happen under your trousers is your hand stimulating your tool to cause erection.keep applying pressure until the tool rises up to 45 degrees from your legs.now once the thing is hard enough bring your hips to your girls face casually.
What is expected to happen next is she will question what you are about to do.
That is the timing you flip out your precious stick and start to shove it in her mouth. Continue until you hear sound of throat gagging .should she escapes from you attempt a second go immediately. Ideally girl should be pressed against wall or furniture for motion stability .
After deed ends she will surely start screaming at you asking why. Don't ever appear fragile or hesitant at this point. You have every reason to justify your motives n matter what. Always remember men are PRIZE and women are only property to us.
Place own Priorities before female nonsense emotional response. Biology has shown benefits of releasing manly sexual urges trumps over suppression for 300 centuries .
If you still want to give reasons tell her you are providing pleasure to her. But ask yourself this, can ANY woman body part replicate confort ,firmness and symbolic significance in the way a penis does? Of course not.clitoris shares same root as penis ,except our organ is bigger, better and it WORKS. Physical intimacy is key to maintaining adult relationships. Any woman who doubts you has bad case of penis envy so needs to be dumped faster than rotten beef.
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