One sunny day in Lagos, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. "Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!" The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?", "I'm from Dublin", second man stunned says, "Me too! Which area do you live on?", "Festac", second man replies, "Me too! What number is it?", the first man announces, "100", second man shocked says, "Me too! What are your parents names?", first man replies, "Ode and Funmi", second man awestruck says, "Mine too! This is unbelievable!"

So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts. The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new today?" "Oh, the ODe demo twins are drunk again."

Chei, were my laff dey? I couldnt even smile

U can do better than this Guapo

and Studio on the same line wit dat god forsakin Gbagbo an insult

i demand u delete my honourable name from dis silly thread and replace it with Ajibel
and apologise in private and publicly or else, u go know sey AC no be FAN

U kwazey studio, my princely name to be mentioned alongside a madman wey dey call mi Uglihell

El guapo fall my hand
but who i go complain to

^^^ Bring your complaints before the gods!!

@El gutter

while the joke can be recycled unfortunately that cant be said for you.
Move over mehn, stale joke no dey do again.
Next jare.

@ all BIG HAIRY BUSH PIGS ON RAMPAGE


Now Hell Guapoo or watever you call your self, dont you think its high time you take a bow? i mean retire now, there appear to be be younger and fresher minds around these days.We need no stale and recycled jokes here!Just do the honourable thing and retire and maybe join the sexuality section, who knows maybe you will even be moderator there
And finally, never pair me with any pusssyklaat GGAYCFR) again you hear? Rasta dont deal with no batty bwoy, seen? raaasklaaaaaaaaat!

Yours sincerely
jokes president
BIN GBAGBO!

is dis what maturity does to people?

Shakes head in pity and hisses on Bin Gbagbo in every dialect of Nigeria

^^^
late signs of schizophrenia!














bush pig!